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I don't know about this, man. The Minotaur isn't even history! He's mythology! Let's not downplay the fact that that's the ghost of Stonewall Jackson! May the Lord anoint this hallowed field of battle. You guys got room in this battle for an old war horse? Mack Tannen! What are you doing here? You're too old for this. Well, you see, there's the thing. When there's an early moon, I almost feel like a stallion again! He's on our side, right, Ron?

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I broke my back! What about the time that you dared Champ to drink that beer stein full of Woolite? He drained it faster than you could say, "No, don't do it. "That's the equivalent of drinking poison."

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What is that sound you're making? Good Lord!

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Oh. Come on.

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Uh, guys?

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You are a hairy little thing, aren't you?

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Can I ask you a personal question? I'm not sure what that is, but yes. Have you ever kissed anyone?

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His team start at a .2, and then they finish at a 5.6? That's unbelievable! They tripled Jack Lime's numbers! How is that even possible? Who are these guys? They're a local team out of San Diego.

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Well, they're calling it the interview of the decade. Veronica Corningstone will sit down with Yasser Arafat. Yasser who? The head of the PLO and some say the key to peace in the Middle East. Of course, Ms. Corningstone is the ex-wife of Ron Burgundy, so you know that's got to be a little stinger for Ronny. Tony Danza's scrotum! Well, that'll do it for all of us here at GNN. Thank God for the events, thank me for the news. I'm Dick Phuc.

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♪ Dun-dun-dun-dun- dun-dun, dun-dun ♪ Nope. Anyone else? What if we show a porno instead of the news? Freddie? No. Absolutely not. I know. What if we get one of those wildlife handlers? We have him bring in, oh, big game cats. You know, wild, dangerous tigers and lions and leopards and the such. We let them loose inside the studio with about a dozen chickens. We play rock music. And we just call it Let Her Rip. I'd watch that. I'd watch that. Let Her Rip? You're describing the end of civilization. That's not news! If that's the end of times, I'm... I got a front-row seat with a big tub of buttered popcorn and a greasy half-live chicken leg. Okay, so obviously this is a waste of time. I'm done. Freddie! Come on! We're just brainstorming here. We're trying to figure out how to make the news less boring, and you act like we peed in your milkshake. The news is supposed to be boring, Ron! This is serious stuff. You're the one that made this stupid bet! I just don't know why we have to tell the people what they need to hear. Why can't we just tell them what they want to hear?

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Oh! Oh, whoa! You feel that right away. Wow, that's good. That's good. That's an immediate state of euphoria. You'll be surprised. The effect, it happens very... Ohh! It's just refreshing. They're actually enjoying it. Of course they're enjoying it. It's crack.

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No. Not now. Fall back, fall back.

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Like what? Art Areola. No! No, that's worse! You know it's worse! How about this one? You can call yourself Dick Fuck. Spell it P-H-U-C. You'll be huge in the Vietnamese community. Freddie, I can't. Listen to me, Burgundy. This is far from over, do you hear me?

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Is it a problem? Yeah. Is it being fixed? I don't know, probably. But if that story runs, then Koala stock will plummet. We can't just pull the story. That would be unethical. We own the news. We can do whatever we want.

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By the hymen of Olivia Newton-John!

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- Come again? - Oh!

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This is Linda Jackson.

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You better ask Ron about that.

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I broke my back! What about the time that you dared Champ to drink that beer stein full of Woolite? He drained it faster than you could say, "No, don't do it. "That's the equivalent of drinking poison."

What is that sound you're making? Good Lord!

Oh. Come on.

Uh, guys?

You are a hairy little thing, aren't you?

Can I ask you a personal question? I'm not sure what that is, but yes. Have you ever kissed anyone?

His team start at a .2, and then they finish at a 5.6? That's unbelievable! They tripled Jack Lime's numbers! How is that even possible? Who are these guys? They're a local team out of San Diego.

Oh! Oh, whoa! You feel that right away. Wow, that's good. That's good. That's an immediate state of euphoria. You'll be surprised. The effect, it happens very... Ohh! It's just refreshing. They're actually enjoying it. Of course they're enjoying it. It's crack.

No. Not now. Fall back, fall back.

Like what? Art Areola. No! No, that's worse! You know it's worse! How about this one? You can call yourself Dick Fuck. Spell it P-H-U-C. You'll be huge in the Vietnamese community. Freddie, I can't. Listen to me, Burgundy. This is far from over, do you hear me?

Is it a problem? Yeah. Is it being fixed? I don't know, probably. But if that story runs, then Koala stock will plummet. We can't just pull the story. That would be unethical. We own the news. We can do whatever we want.

By the hymen of Olivia Newton-John!

- Come again? - Oh!

This is Linda Jackson.

You better ask Ron about that.