My 35 ferrets. My massive student loan and real estate debt. It's all yours.
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You got three years left, my friend. You're gonna die!
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What spike? Burgundy. Who's Ron Burgundy? No, no, no, this can't be right.
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My golden goose. All right, baby. So I'm just gonna be giving you the details. Five, four, three, two... Good evening, America. After some time off, it's good to be back with you. I'm Ron Burgundy. We have a story tonight involving an affair, a cut-off penis, a TV star and a car chase. And throw it to the feed.
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Let's see here. "Global temperatures rise half a degree, "alarm climate scientists." Boring. "China could dominate the world economy in the next decade."
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And I'd do it again. Dad! Together we can defeat voodoo! Ron had finally learned how to love his son and his wife more than his career.
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Oddly enough, I'm 100% full-blown Mexican.
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Looks like this fight's over.
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What?
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Linda, I don't understand what you are doing with him. Oh, you know what I'm comin' at you with, you big black mother of Linda. Mix it up in a pot! Makin' it spicy! Oh, my Lord. Hey. In the back, cooking up chitlins. Big ol' titties. Big ol' titties. Excuse me? - That's my mama, man. - Hey. Wave your hands in the air. Wave your hands in the air like you just don't care. Please, don't do this. Now, which one of you pipe-hittin' bitches can pass me the mashed potatoes? Oh, I don't think that dinner could've gone any better. Are you nuts? No, I'm not! I had a wonderful evening!
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I like the way they're put together. I like fighting girls. I like to cunt punt cowboys. You eat pussy? You're gonna. Hey! There's not gonna be any fight without Scott Riles and the incredibly polite Canadian News team.
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Can I ask you a personal question? I'm not sure what that is, but yes. Have you ever kissed anyone?
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His team start at a .2, and then they finish at a 5.6? That's unbelievable! They tripled Jack Lime's numbers! How is that even possible? Who are these guys? They're a local team out of San Diego.
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Cher, is that you? You can't recognize me by my voice?
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Why do we have to fight? There's so much I could learn from you.
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Get out!
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Hey. I got some news. Freddie, we don't exactly want to hear - the word "news" right now. - Yeah. You're right. Forget it. Forget I was even here.
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Well... Seems like you're buying time, Ron. I'm not buying time. Ron! Just do what men have been doing for thousands of years, and punch the woman. Punch her! You're stalling. Punch the woman! Here comes the Toledo Express. All aboard!