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38.9s
- We can slip out the back, man. - Come on. Let's hurry up and do this. Are you crazy, man? Wanna end up like that guy? Not me. I need my nuts, man, for a lot of things. - We need liquor. - You need it. I don't. I'm gonna tell Becca how I feel. Maybe she'll get with me. I'm not gonna get her drunk out of her mind. Oh, really? Then how come you never made a move, you pussy? Because I respect her, Seth. I'm not gonna put unfair pressure on her. I don't see a problem. Let's just do it. We're leaving, okay? You wanna get killed for liquor? No, but I would get killed for pussy, no questions asked. - Fuck this, man. - You're just gonna bail on me? - I'm going. - Fucking bitch.
Superbad
20.1s
- Here's the money and the list. - Change is yours. Keep the change. - Thank you. What's the list for? - The alcohol. We're gonna get alcohol for the whole party, okay? We put a lot of time into this list, so don't fuck it up. It's perfect. Ouzo, bourbon, spiced rum, Goldslick... Goldslick Vodka. That's for Becca. Don't forget that.
Superbad
42.1s
Wait, what are you...? What are you guys doing? No, please, I can't... I can't go to jail. Please, I can't go to jail. No, look. We're really sorry, McLovin. This has... This has gone on... This has gone way too far. What? What are you talking about? We know you're not 25, man. We're not idiots, McLovin. - Yeah. - Did you know the whole time? Look, when we were your age, we hated cops. When we saw you in the liquor store today, we just... I guess we saw a bit of ourselves, you know... ...and we just wanted to show you that... ...you know, cops can have a fun time too, you know? Yeah.
Superbad
24.8s
- Thank you, that's good. - You have such a smooth cock. Thank you. You would too if you were a man. But you got such a smooth chest. I am gonna give you... ...the best blow-J ever... ...with my mouth. Why don't we...? Why don't we just kiss a while? Why don't we keep kissing for a bit, instead of...?
Superbad
24.1s
- Evan, hey. - Hey, Becca. - Hey, thank you for your pen. - Hey. No problem. No, no, don't worry. No worries. You keep it. You won't have to borrow one again because you'll have that one. - Thank you so much, that's... - You're welcome. Don't worry about it. So I was gonna ask you... ...did you hear about Jesse's grad party next weekend? - It should be fun. - I heard. I... It's a maybe. - Really? - For me at the moment.
Superbad