- Yeah. - Really? - Oh, yeah. - Wow. Are you looking for more of a base model orphan - or one that has more upgraded features? - Yep. Like cooking or driftwood art? - Gymnastic abilities? - Yep. Yep. Close-up street magic à la David Blaine? - All of it sounds great. - Really? Because all of it sounds like me. Mr. Wayne, do you think you'd be interested in adopting me as your future orphan son? Definitely. Oh, this is great! Because all I want is to get adopted, so I can finally stop being alone.
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Anything exciting happen when I was gone? You have four pieces of mail. Great, what'd I get? You have this week's Pennysaver, two bills, and a coupon for Bed Bath and Beyond. It expires in two weeks. But I've heard that some stores will honor them past the expiry date. Copy that. Also, Alfred is on the 17th floor, grouting tiles in the second bathroom of the fifth master bedroom.
Bruce, over here! Okay, shutterbugs. Look alive, here we go. I'm gonna give you three poses. You ready? Kissy face. Oops, I did it again. And the Bad Boys. What you gonna do? I'm out of here, guys. Thank you. - Congresswoman. - Mr. Wayne, good to see you.
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The Phantom Zone. Ah, yes, the notorious space jail that houses the greatest super-villains of all time. They've got, like, the sickest baddies up there. They got, like, this guy. - And her. - I'll get you, my pretty! - To say nothing about him. - Wingardium Leviosa! And these guys. Exterminate! I'm starting to get an idea, monkey face.
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I don't believe I would be Superman without fighting Zod. See? Superman gets it. Why can't Batman? Check it out, guys. I built a CD rack. Ta-da!
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Fine.
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- Happy now? - Indubitably. Good. Must be nice to be happy. Tonight, on Metropolis in Focus, we have our favorite star, Superman! What up, Gotham!
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Should I get experimental surgery to make my eyes larger and more vulnerable-looking?
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Madam Mayor, stay close to me. Head for the south exit.
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Mr. Wayne?
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Now, ma'am.
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I hate everything you just said. Because my dream is for the police force to team up with Batman. Waiter. Wouldn't that be better? And I know that, together, the world's greatest detective...