Found 1443 results
33.5s
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, hey. What now? Listen. Not the Rogen, all right? Don't take him. Take me. We got 12 bottles of water, 56 beers, two vodkas, four whiskeys, six bottles of wine, tequila, Nutella, cheese, pizza, eggs, bananas, apples, bacon, steaks, pancake mix, CT Crunch, milk, ketchup, a Milky Way, half ounce Sour Diesel, three and a half grams Grand Master Kush, one ounce of 'shrooms, 15 pills of ecstasy, a porno mag, a baseball bat, and the video camera from the movie 27 Hours. 127 Hours.
This Is the End
58.3s
Craig doesn't have any pants on. He got fucking wild. Probably danced, sweated all over the place. You got white shit all over your mouth, Franco. You probably sucked somebody's dick. Jonah over here probably watched and jerked off. Jay, I didn't even know you were in town. Good to see you. Danny, we're not on acid. We didn't suck each other's dicks! James Franco didn't suck any dick last night? Now I know y'all are tripping. You actually not know what happened last night? Daniel, you may want to stay seated for a second. Some really messed-up stuff happened, and there were a lot of fatalities. Oh, really? You're putting your serious voice on, Jonah? Okay, tell me about these "fatalities. " Dude, Segel's dead, Krumholtz is dead, Michael Cera's dead. Guess if Michael Cera's gone, it's not a total loss, huh? Jesus, Danny. Michael Cera's dead. What? It's not like that. It's not funny, man. It's really not funny. Seth, that's a better performance than you've given in your last six movies. Where the fuck was that in Green Hornet, huh? Jonah, you're fucking sucking balls. You're an Academy Award nominated person. You need to be fucking selling that shit, dude. "Fatalities. There were some fatalities. "
This Is the End