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Can we shoot at it? I don't know. Can you?

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- Can I hold one? - What? Can I hold one of your guns?

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"Yeah, I'm McLovin. I'd like to buy some..."

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You tell that idiot you're not rooming with him? Not yet. No. All right, well, you better. That guy's the fucking anti-poon. Seth, it's dishes time. What's the holdup?

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- Are you okay? - No, man. I should have wore the vest. - Calm down. - What the fuck are you doing? What if I go in and they turn me down, man? Then we're in the same place we're in now. - Who cares? - It's fucking humiliating! Everybody sees them kicking me out. What if they make me put the liquor back? I can't do that. This whole thing is bigger than you, Fogell! So grow a pair of nuts and fucking walk in there and buy the alcohol! What if I don't feel like it anymore, Seth? What? Then I'll fucking kill you, okay? I'll stab you through your fucking heart. No, you can do this, man. Come on. Killing me won't get you alcohol. I'm the one with the fake ID. Then I'll cut your dumb fucking face off... ...throw it over mine and get your ID and buy it my fucking self! Oh, really? You don't have the technology or the steady hands... ...to pull off a procedure like that, so ha! Peace.

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- It's just beer. - Give me a break. - It's just beer. - Man up. What happened? What, did you lose him? He's a freak. He's the fastest kid alive. - This is not good. - He's the fastest kid alive.

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Freeze. Stand right there. - We're telling the truth. - Keep it going. - Don't be a hero tonight, guys. - Wrong night for that. You gotta fucking take care of this. No. Look, I am not fixing your mistakes again, okay? Fuck that shit. I don't wanna get shitcanned. I like this job. Me too. I get free haircuts. I'm not taking the fall. Okay, okay!

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So, what's it like to have guns? It is awesome, McLovin. - I mean, it's mindbl... - It's great. I haven't had one for long, a few months, but I'll tell you... ...it's like having two cocks. - Yup. If one of your cocks could kill someone.

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- Your legs lifted off the ground. - That is bona fide badass, man. You gotta keep that tape, McLovin. It is badass. - It really is. - Really? Well, don't you guys, like, need it for, like, evidence or...? The only thing that's evidence of is you can take a hit like a champ. Seriously. Take that. Are there any ladies we'd like to show this tape to?

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You're the best. You're so unique. Come here. Evan, kiss me. I like you so much.

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She's way smashed. And she's been yammering about you all night. Really? What was she saying? She told you that she thinks I'm a good guy? No, no. She said something more like: "I will fully blow him tonight."

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No, I just have something in both my eyes. I don't cry. That's funny. You look... You look... It looks like you're crying. So...

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Where do you get off dancing with my fianc�e?

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We were gonna go to Hawaii.

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Oh, you got a stain too.

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Fogell. What's up?

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Slater.

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- You know this guy? - It's... Ain't got no cop people to help you keep your booze now, do you? Hey! Back the fuck up, man, or I'll beat the shit out of you. - Give me the booze. - Hey! Back the fuck up. Back the fuck up. Back the fuck up. Please, please, calm down, sir.

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Can we shoot at it? I don't know. Can you?

- Can I hold one? - What? Can I hold one of your guns?

"Yeah, I'm McLovin. I'd like to buy some..."

You tell that idiot you're not rooming with him? Not yet. No. All right, well, you better. That guy's the fucking anti-poon. Seth, it's dishes time. What's the holdup?

- It's just beer. - Give me a break. - It's just beer. - Man up. What happened? What, did you lose him? He's a freak. He's the fastest kid alive. - This is not good. - He's the fastest kid alive.

So, what's it like to have guns? It is awesome, McLovin. - I mean, it's mindbl... - It's great. I haven't had one for long, a few months, but I'll tell you... ...it's like having two cocks. - Yup. If one of your cocks could kill someone.

You're the best. You're so unique. Come here. Evan, kiss me. I like you so much.

She's way smashed. And she's been yammering about you all night. Really? What was she saying? She told you that she thinks I'm a good guy? No, no. She said something more like: "I will fully blow him tonight."

No, I just have something in both my eyes. I don't cry. That's funny. You look... You look... It looks like you're crying. So...

Where do you get off dancing with my fianc�e?

We were gonna go to Hawaii.

Oh, you got a stain too.

Fogell. What's up?

Slater.

- You know this guy? - It's... Ain't got no cop people to help you keep your booze now, do you? Hey! Back the fuck up, man, or I'll beat the shit out of you. - Give me the booze. - Hey! Back the fuck up. Back the fuck up. Back the fuck up. Please, please, calm down, sir.