- Someone forgot to call pest control. - Yep. Where you going? Hey, party's still on. - Where are you going? - No. If you're back there, get out. Everyone, come on. - We will shoot you. - Party's over. - Evan. - Get the hell out of here. Keep your hands up.
Superbad
3s
- Yeah. - Good shit, right, Miroki?
Superbad
13.7s
Come on, McLovin. I've never been with an older guy before. Well, it's way better. I know, we made some kick-ass tiramisu earlier. It was deli... It looked weird. But it was delicious.
Superbad
8.9s
Bought her a Binion's, complimented her on her tote bag... ...and next thing I know, she's putting her mouth around the tip of my penis.
Superbad
3.3s
- Everybody stay calm. - Get the fuck out of my way!
Superbad
10s
- You're, like, really, really drunk. - So? You're drunk. You're drunk, Jules. Yeah, I'm actually... I'm not drunk at all. I don't even drink, so it's... I mean...
Superbad
15s
You sick sons of bitches! What the fuck? Michaels, are you okay?
Superbad
29.9s
I've wasted the last three years sitting around talking bullshit with you. Instead of chasing girls and making friends... ...l've just sat around wasting all my time with you. And now I'm going to college a fucking friendless virgin. Is this about Becca? This is about some girl, man? - I like her! - Who gives a fuck? She's some fucking girl! You gonna go out with her? - What about after that? - Fuck you, you're a piece of shit. Fuck you! And next time you're pissed off about something... ...don't keep it inside for 10 years, say it like a fucking man! - Don't touch me. - Fuck you!
Superbad
11.2s
And thank you very much for bringing everything, again. Seriously, it really made the night. No, that's how I roll. That's the thing. It's no problems. You'll learn that.
Superbad
8s
Oh, shit, guys. We're three blocks away, man. We made it. We made it with the booze and everything. We made it. Hold this.
Superbad
3.4s
So can you honestly help me figure out what kind of cover-up to get?
Superbad
7.7s
- Yeah, that's fine. - Good. That's good. Pretend he's your little sister. Your little sister with the...
Superbad
2.1s
- Hey, Slater. - What's that?
Superbad
8.7s
What is that? I don't know. What? That fucking stain on your pants, idiot. What is that?
Superbad
4.5s
It's awesome. Yeah, I told you the idea would work. I fooled those cops.
Superbad
2.4s
Come on, pussy. Get up, dude.
Superbad
1.2s
What the fuck?
Superbad
37.4s
- Fuck you, Evan! - Don't fucking touch me. Why did you do that? - You shined the light in my face. - You did too. - I'm driving. - We were playing Lightsabers. - Excuse me. - Oh, my God. Are you guys gonna make sure he's okay? - Check on him. - You check. - You go out there and check on him. - Fuck that. You go. Balls. Okay, we'll both go out there and check on him.
