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44.5s
Evan. Get into the game. Kick it over to me. Seth! Get off the field! Get out of here. They're gonna make me run laps. Just fucking listen, okay? Jules and her stupid fucking friend asked me to buy her alcohol. But not just her, for her whole party. You know what that means? By some miracle, we were paired up and she actually thought of me. Thought of me enough to decide I was the guy she would trust... ...with the whole fun-ness of her party. She wants to fuck me. She wants my dick in or around her mouth. Did you think that maybe she's using you to get her alcohol? - She doesn't want your dick. - Of course I thought of that. The first thing that came to my mind. Listen. My older brother always says the nastiest shit. Like he called me "hymen" until I was 12. Seth, I wanna blow you.
Superbad
19.9s
That feels good. - It feels so good. - I missed you guys. I just wish we could make it up to you somehow, man. Well, do you think you can do me a really big favor? - What is it? Anything. - Name it. - This kid's fucking crazy. - Stay back for your own safety. Get off me, you fucking cops. Get your hands off. Do you know who I am? I'm Fogell.
Superbad
20.1s
- I'm sorry. It was an accident. - It's okay. I was gonna give you a nudge... A punch, the friend thing. I didn't mean... - Hey, Becca. - Hey. - Hey. - Gaby. - What's up, Evan? - Hey, Gaby. - We should get to class. - We're gonna go. - So I will see you tonight. - Okay. - Really, don't worry. - Okay. Sorry. - Bye. - Sorry. Bye.
Superbad
18.4s
- You like Officer Slater and myself? - Yeah, you guys are awesome. Thanks. We really like you too, McLovin. So here's what's about to happen. We're gonna arrest these guys... ...you're gonna write a witness report saying they leapt in front of our car... ...and there was nothing we could do. Sound cool?
Superbad
32.8s
What do we tell the girls, we couldn't do the one thing... ...we promised because we're dickless incompetents? Now we're never gonna bone because of that used tampon, Fogell. How'd he get into Dartmouth? I don't get it. He's got shit for brains. All right, how else can we get alcohol? - Yo, guys! What's up? - Fogell, where have you been, man? You almost gave me a goddamn heart attack. - Let me see it. Did you pussy out? - No, no, man. I got it. It's flawless. Check it. Hawaii? All right, that's good. It's hard to trace, I guess. Wait, you changed your name to McLovin?
Superbad