- You know this guy? - It's... Ain't got no cop people to help you keep your booze now, do you? Hey! Back the fuck up, man, or I'll beat the shit out of you. - Give me the booze. - Hey! Back the fuck up. Back the fuck up. Back the fuck up. Please, please, calm down, sir.
Superbad
2.8s
Where do you get off dancing with my fianc�e?
Superbad
1.9s
Slater.
Superbad
2.6s
"Yeah, I'm McLovin. I'd like to buy some..."
Superbad
10.9s
You're the best. You're so unique. Come here. Evan, kiss me. I like you so much.
Superbad
28.9s
- What a rush. - What do you guys wanna do? - Man, let's get drunk! - Let's get more fucked up! You're fucking living the dream, Michaels! Oh, man. This is gonna be the best night ever. - Got a 257 at Fifth and Paysview. - Shit. All units in the area report to Fifth and Paysview. - Car 98, that's you. Do it. - Fuck. - Shit. - Shit. Car 98 on it. You dumb fucking whore. Hey, did she say we're gonna get to shoot somebody or something? Oh, God, I wish.
Superbad
14.6s
That's because of all the other fun shit I'm off doing. I'd love to be at all of them, but... Why weren't you at Dimitri's on Saturday? There was so many things going on. I couldn't find a minute to make an appearance. - What did you do? - Saturday was a crazy night for me.
Superbad
13.6s
Where's all the stolen liquor? Did you hide it up your butt? Piss off! I was gonna do it, but there was a security breach. You never would've done it. Let's go to a liquor store and watch your stupid ID get rejected. Wait, I'm gonna go put my vest back in my locker.
Superbad
13.9s
Wow, that was a little too far right there. The gesture. Yeah. It's pretty far. Shit, I do that... No, don't worry. I'm actually used to it. My older brother says, like, the nastiest shit. Like he called me "hymen" until I was 12.
Superbad
11.9s
He just came at me. I took him down. - I'm buying you a beer, McLovin. - I'm buying you one too. Take note. That's how you take down a motherfucker. That's right. McLovin in the fucking house!
Superbad
9.9s
I had some friends over, we had a few drinks. That's Vag-tastic! I hung out in my basement, the chill zone, where we chill-lax. Like "relax" and "chill" all at once.
Superbad
9s
This is for your friends. Here, have another one. Shit. Oh, shit, oh, shit, oh, shit. Oh, my God. What do we do? - Come on. Come on. - Choose one.
Superbad
3.4s
You changed your name to McLovin?
Superbad
3.5s
- Well, fuck me. - Fellas.
Superbad
19.3s
What the hell is going on in there? If the bullets start flying, hit the deck. You pissed everywhere, you son of a bitch! Everywhere? You didn't see me pissing anywhere. I don't know what you're talking about. Take your nuts out of your shells! Michaels, I got your back. Why don't you show this rummy how we roll? 10-4.
Superbad
17.2s
- Oh, shit. - Oh, my. Put that there. - Now, looky, looky... - Okay. ...what I got for you under here. - Oh, my gosh. You are the prettiest girl... ...this side of the Mississippi. - I have a little something... ...for you under here. You look so pretty.