What do we tell the girls, we couldn't do the one thing... ...we promised because we're dickless incompetents? Now we're never gonna bone because of that used tampon, Fogell. How'd he get into Dartmouth? I don't get it. He's got shit for brains. All right, how else can we get alcohol? - Yo, guys! What's up? - Fogell, where have you been, man? You almost gave me a goddamn heart attack. - Let me see it. Did you pussy out? - No, no, man. I got it. It's flawless. Check it. Hawaii? All right, that's good. It's hard to trace, I guess. Wait, you changed your name to McLovin?
Superbad
2.4s
Move, people.
Superbad
4.3s
You don't deserve that. So I'm sorry.
Superbad
2.2s
I love you.
Superbad
4.8s
It's... It's the most beautiful thing in the world.
Superbad
11.8s
- Hurry, hurry. Let's go. Go, go. - I'm going, I'm going, I'm going. - I'm out, I'm out. - Good, here we go, here we go. Yeah? Yeah, okay. Back up. Don't blow yourself up, asshole.
Superbad
5.5s
- I get it. - What is it? What is it? Like: Like coming.
Superbad
5.7s
- And now it looks professional. - That's really impressive. - It's beautifully done. - I think we're gonna get an A.
Superbad
1.8s
Break yourself, fool.
Superbad
2.4s
Let's do another one to me.
Superbad
15s
- Evan. Evan, I'm so wet. - Oh, yeah. They said that would happen in health, when I learned about it. - Yeah. - Yeah. - They taught me about... - Who's down there? Yeah, it's your hand.
Superbad
12.1s
Yeah. Hey, Miroki, could we have a minute alone? Just... Thanks. Dude, Jules is having a fucking party. Hey! - Don't tell Fogell about the party. - Gangsters. What's up, guys?
Superbad
12.8s
Calm down. Calm down, man. Calm down. She likes you. She wants to suck on your penis. It's a good thing. It's the best thing.
Superbad
7.6s
All right, looks like we got a call. We can't pay for these. 10-4. We'll be right there. - Speedy Gonzales, let's go. - We should get road beers.
