I know that she said I said that out loud, but there's no way I did. She has no idea what's going on in my super-mind. Super-mind?
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What the... I get the last laugh, I get the final grin Throw you into the asylum With Harley Quinn Turn Two-Face To black-and-blue face I 100% am not Bruce Wayne!
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- Who has the coolest gadgets? - Batman!
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The Phantom Zone. Ah, yes, the notorious space jail that houses the greatest super-villains of all time. They've got, like, the sickest baddies up there. They got, like, this guy. - And her. - I'll get you, my pretty! - To say nothing about him. - Wingardium Leviosa! And these guys. Exterminate! I'm starting to get an idea, monkey face.
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'Puter, do you hear me?
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Now, I'm gonna go fight crime while you put that kid on the next jet to the orphanage. Got it?
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Hello, family photos. He lost his parents at a very young age.
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Go! Go! Go! Honey, let Batman take care of it. Dad, I got this.
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Why not? Because we're all surrendering. Right, guys? We are? Yes!
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Computer, I've got the Joker in my sights. Team, I got the Joker in my sights.
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And I must say, I've grown rather fond of the young lad. Hello, secret camera. You should get to know him. We are family - You and he have a lot in common. - En garde.
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Chief, get the mayor to safety.
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Punching Bane. That was unnecessary. Oh, no, you can't fight Bane anymore either. Really? Yeah. Or Riddler. Or Catwoman. Or Condiment King.
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I'm sorry, my Bat-ears must be malfunctioning because it sounds... I surrender! Okay, you know what? Cool it. You're a criminal. You run, and I catch you. Not anymore, Batman. You were right. There is no "us." So, there's no point in me trying to fight you anymore. Therefore, I will be surrendering myself to our strong-willed and forward-thinking new commissioner. Blink, blink, blink. Blinkety blink, blink, blink! That's really suspicious. Yeah, it is. What are you up to, Joker? I just wanna go to Arkham and pay for all of my crimes. Blink, blink, blink. Blinkety blink, blink, blink! Are you actually saying "blink"? No! Blink, blink, blink. Joker! That's enough. Okay, Babs. I got this. Not so fast, Batman. You can't fight me anymore. I'm off the market. What are you talking about? I'm off the menu. You won't get to fight any of this anymore.
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Alfred, you've been watching way too many Lifetime movies and drinking chardonnay. - It's Pinot grigio, sir. - Whatever it is. Listen, you don't have a family. You're satisfied serving me.