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Who did this? Did what? What are you talking about? Jizzed all over the pages of this nice magazine I was nice enough to tell you about. Was it you, Seth? No. No? It was me, Franco. I fucking made jizz in your magazine. Why? When I fucking jack off long enough, I end up jizzing, dude. I'm assuming the same shit works for you? Real fucking smart answer! Why don't you fucking aim, huh? I have a particularly explosive ejaculate. It just goes everywhere. It's like a fucking wild fireman's hose. You just got to grab on and pray to God it doesn't get in your eyes or your mouth. The fuck kind of jerking off is that? What, you never had any brothers? You didn't learn to jizz in a fucking sock or on a fucking tissue? No, I don't have any brothers. I was raised in a house of women! I highly doubt they fucking taught you to fucking close your eyes and fucking cum wherever you want! I mean, you're getting all worked up over a fucking porno mag! Who has goddamn porno mags anymore? Welcome to the 21 st century, Buck Rogers! You designed a house with fucking iPads in the walls, yet you're jerking your dick like a goddamn pilgrim! That's right, man. I like to fucking read! You think that's the only thing I jerked off in here? I've been dropping loads around this fucking house like a goddamn dump truck. You don't cum on my stuff! I'll cum wherever the fuck I want, James. I'll fucking cum in your kitchen. I'll cum on your fucking art. I'll cum anywhere I want! I will fucking cum right on you! I will cum like a fucking madman all over you, McBride! Ooh. I fucking wish you'd cum on me right now. I fucking dare you to cum on me! God! I'm gonna jack my dick so fucking hard in here! This, no more, man. All over your fucking face. This fucking all more. All over the fucking place! I'll fucking cum anywhere I want! I'll fucking cum on these walls! I'll cum on the fucking cabinets! On the fucking furniture! I'll cum everywhere! If I see your dick one more time, I'm gonna fucking shoot it off! You don't have enough bullets, bitch. No fucking jerking off in my house, McBride!
This Is the End
39.7s
What if it is, man? We're not prepared for this. What do we do? What's next? It says in the Bible, "The worthy will ascend to Heaven. " Even if it is the Apocalypse, it's not the end of us. There's still hope. We just have to somehow try to prove our worthiness. Okay, so, you mean, like, like the Ten Commandments, like, do shit unto people that'll do the same shit to you. That's a great place to start. You know, to just overall love. Just be nicer and follow those commandments. Listen. We're gonna get through this. We're gonna get through this, man. You know why? 'Cause we're gonna do it together. You promise? We're gonna do this.
This Is the End
17.9s
Come on, man. Fuck this. I'm just... I'm too thirsty to do this. And the fucking bitter irony is I'm not gonna have my thirst quenched until I finish this. God damn it, I hate it. Danny, no. Don't walk away. Danny, don't walk away from me! It's too late, Seth. I've already walked away too much. No, you haven't. You could still come back and just fucking turn around and come back and help me.
This Is the End
44.3s
Craig, you didn't have my back, back there. You fuckin' disappoint me. Bro. And, Seth, you duplicitous taint. What? Then of course, there's Jay, the self-righteous, cock-sucking, two-faced backstabber. What the fuck are you talking about? I overheard your little conversation with Craig, all right? The only reason why you care about any of us is because you think that's what God wants you to do. You don't give a shit about us. No, no, no, no, that's fucking twisting that shit... You're fucking lying. Am I twisting this? I believe you were in Los Angeles two months ago, at the Four Seasons. I saw you there, and you specifically asked me not to tell Seth, so that you could maintain the illusion that you always stay with Seth when you're in Los Angeles. Ooh!
This Is the End