Get... Shit, I can't believe you guys are here. Oh, Jesus. That's fucking crazy, and your timing couldn't be more perfect.
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Craig! What the fuck do we do? Craig! Craig!
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You okay, Jonah? What's that? You okay?
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Need a hand?
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Cut it! Cut it! Cut it! Cut it! Cut it!
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Something, um, not that chill happened last night.
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I'll do it. Craig. All right.
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Thanks, James Franco. You got it. Seth! Mindy, hello. Oh, my God, great to see you. Oh, you, too. Long time. How's it going? You know Jay? I don't think I've ever actually met you. You were so good in Million Dollar Baby. That's amazing. Thank you so much for saying that. Oh, my God, if I don't fuck Michael Cera tonight, I'm gonna blow my brains out. What? Fucking pale, 110 pounds, hairless, probably has a huge cock, coked out of his mind... You can do a lot better. That's just trouble. So, Ri-Ri, how about you, you ever see a psychiatrist? Um...
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What? I thought you said, "Someone volunteer to go with me out there. " I must have misheard you. I'm sorry. You did not, you motherfucker. Hey, okay, ease up. Just chill out, dude. Just relax, man. God. So how we gonna decide this, fellas? All right, guys, it's simple. Whoever pulls the burnt match has to go get the water.
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Is that... Seth.
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Let me ask you something.
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Oh, fuck! You brained him. Is that... I was supposed to do that, right? Yeah.
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That'd be so tight.
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Yeah. Just bad sleep. Crazy dream. Here, Jonah.
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Danny. Danny. Hey. Come on, man. I fucked up. I'm sorry, man. Come on, look, I was wrong. I feel like shit, man. I didn't want it to happen like this. Let's just discuss it some more, okay? Yeah. Let's just talk, dude. We're giving you an option. It's a choice, man. There's nothing to figure out, all right? You guys have said enough, and there's no going back anymore.
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What's up, buddy? How's it going, dude? Good to see you, man. Is that Jay Baruchel? Hi, there. Hey. Oh, my God, get in here, dude. How's it going, Jonah? What are you doing? Good. How you doing, buddy? Oh, my gosh. Welcome back. Thank you very much. When'd you get in? Uh, this morning, and boy, are my arms tired.
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You sitting on the beach, it's freezing, you in your drawers, talking about something, everybody's surfing. I think God might have just fucked up, made a mistake, and left us behind by accident. I mean, He's got a lot of shit on His plate. It's not an oversight, it's not a mistake, okay? We got to face facts. We're here, and there's a reason we're all here. Why are you so sure? I've done things, man. I...