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27.3s
- Fuck! Over! - Okay, watch this. I'll get it right on the nose. You're gonna fuck it up. You're gonna fuck it up. Under! I feel hammered. That doesn't make any sense. - You're a fucking pussy. - Okay, okay. Great, great. - Okay, McLovin, see if you can do it. - The kid's gonna nail it. Come on, McLovin. Do it, buddy. Come on, buddy! - Bring it! - 0.08, motherfuckers! - Man! - That's my boy!
Superbad
1m4s
I'd sit there for hours, drawing dicks. I don't know what it was. I couldn't touch the pen to paper without drawing the shape of a penis. - That's fucked. - No shit, it's really fucked up. Here I am, this little kid... ... and I can't stop drawing dicks to save my own life. All right. I mean, I don't see what this has to do with Becca. Just listen. Okay? Your precious little Becca sat next to me for all of fourth grade. And in the classroom is where I did the majority of my illustrations. I was very secretive about this whole dick operation I had going on. Even I thought I was fucking crazy. Imagine what everyone else would think. So I would stash all of my dick drawings... ... in this Ghostbusters lunchbox that I had. So one day I'm finishing up this real big, veiny, triumphant bastard. All of a sudden... Pussy! You hit Becca's foot with your dick? Yeah. I know.
Superbad
35.5s
- It'll be fine. - Yeah. Why don't you just wear what you wore to school? I can't do that. I can't let Jules see me in what I wore to school. It's completely unbecoming. No one's gotten a handjob in cargo shorts since Nam. I have to kill these guys. You don't negotiate with terrorists. Really? Yeah, that's what we should be talking about right now. Then why don't you go and get some of your own clothes? That's the dumbest thing ever. My parents will see that my car's been towed and I'll be grounded. These fucking terrorists multiply like bunnies. Where did I leave the M16? Do you have any bigger clothes or do you only shop at babyGap? Fuck me. I can't...
Superbad
1m6s
I'm gonna be totally honest with you. I have a warrant out for a totally nonviolent crime. Okay? There. Mercy Street, guys. I'll be honest with you for a second. You better get us a shitload of cash or a shitload of alcohol... ...or you're going to fucking prison. What are you doing, man? You don't need to... No, let's not... Let's hang on a second here. - Cough it up. - Fine. Don't know if we should be doing anything official. We're working together. It's like Let's Make a Deal. Here we go. Seven bucks? Are you fucking serious? This isn't enough. What are you, a 6-year-old? - It's all I have, man. It's all I have. - You better think of something quickly. - My back! My back. Cops, my back. - No, no, no. Wait, don't do that. All right, listen. I can get you alcohol. I'm going over to this party right now, bro. Okay? It's got booze, it's got girls. Booze and girls equals... I don't know. Do you? I don't know. Do you? - I think you do. Do you? - Yes. That's a definite yes. Definite yes, then. - Give me one sec to talk to him. - Stay right here. Yeah, yeah. Do what you gotta do. Mix it over. I'll be over by the car. Just talk it out. Hey, I'm a nice guy.
Superbad
43.3s
Evan, hey. Evie, come here. Can you please help me up? I fell down and none of these assholes will help me up. - Shit. - Becca. I have been waiting for you for, like, ever. - What took you so long? - I know, it... - Do you have my Goldslick? - No, I can't even... It's such a crazy story, okay? - I swear I was try... - It doesn't even matter. Look. Look what we... We can just drink this. - Here. You could have a drink. - Oh, no. - I'm already pretty wasted. - Take a drink. Okay, here's to you. This is to Becca. To Becca. - To the respecting... - Guys. - Women. To people respecting women. Okay. Yeah.
Superbad
16s
Seth, me and Evan are rooming together next year. What's the big deal? "Oh, my God, Fogell's rooming with Evan." Jeez, why don't you go cry about it? - I didn't tell you because... - You're a backstabber... ...and you lied to your best friend and you just don't care anymore? I didn't expect this from you, Evan.
Superbad
34.2s
So you do want alcohol? You want some or no? You do or you don't? You do want alcohol. - Yeah. - Either way. - Well... - Either way. Either way's fine. This is actually kind of a big favor. Because my parents left me like 100 bucks to feed myself for the week. But the house is full of food, so I just thought I'd spend it all... ...on, you know, extra drinks for the party, so... That's really nice. I don't think I've ever done anything that nice. - It's cool? - Yeah. - Okay. Thank you. - Awesome. I mean, seriously, that's really... That's nice of you. Thank you. So should I just get a shitload of different shit?
Superbad