Hi. This is James Franco, in my house, in my library. We've been stuck here for about 24 hours. Danny McBride is here. I didn't even invite him to my party, but he came and passed out in the bathtub, and I got to say it's, like, typical fucking McBride. Like, I've been feeling really weird about him lately. Like, I don't really know if I want to be friends with him, and then he fucking showed up at my party, and now, we're stuck here with him in disaster lockdown, so...
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# Gangnam style # Op, op, op, op, oppan Gangnam style # Gangnam style # Op, op, op, op, oppan Gangnam style # Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh # Eh, sexy lady # Op, op, op, op # Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh # Oppan Gangnam style # # I fly like paper, get high like planes # If you catch me at the border I got visas in my name # If you come around here, I make 'em all day # I get one down in a second if you wait...
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Okay, now that was good. That was good. Does it seem like we're fucking joking? Hey, hey, hey! What the fuck you eating, man? Spit it out your mouth. Give me the bacon!
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Hello? Shut the fuck up! What? You yelling that shit for? We got to find out... Don't yell no more, man. Crack you in the head with this frying pan. Okay. So we should probably split up, cover more ground. What you think this is, Scooby-Doo? We're gonna go in there, we're gonna find the kitchen, and get as much shit as we can, together! Then we're getting the fuck out of here. All right, all right. All right?
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Okay, I know, I know. Come on. Come on. Come on.
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Oh, God! Did you not hear me knocking out here? I've been knocking forever. Please! Please! You've got to let me in!
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It's working.
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Hey, guys. I'm going to sleep now. Nobody come in here and bother me.
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Hang on a second. What? Guys, I know it sounds really weird, but I don't think we should let him in.
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I'm not fucking going. You are definitely going. Tell him he's fucking going. Tell you what, why don't you fucking go, Mr. Self-Righteous? You're constantly saying what assholes we are, how good you are. You go get us some fuckin' water.
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If pot's legalized, my business will suffer. And if my business suffers, I suffer. So much suffering. All 'cause of that inbred hemp seed, Woody Harrelson. I have to do what's right. Weed is for the people. It's the people's weed.
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I love that dude. He's from Where the Wild Things Are. It's a load of bullshit. It's not bullshit. Want to know something else, Jay? If this is the end of the world, and all the good people died, what you're saying is Seth, me, Jonah, Craig and Danny are a bunch of assholes. I'm straight-up lovable, son. And if this really is the Apocalypse, you're here, too.
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Look out! Shit!
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Doesn't feel too good, does it?
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All I know is I'm scared as hell, and I just want to get back to our friends. Yeah, but they're not my friends.
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I'm serious, boys. It's all in here, in the Book of Revelations. You took my Bible? Well, just hear me out, and you tell me that what I'm describing isn't what's going on right now.