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- Thank you, that's good. - You have such a smooth cock. Thank you. You would too if you were a man. But you got such a smooth chest. I am gonna give you... ...the best blow-J ever... ...with my mouth. Why don't we...? Why don't we just kiss a while? Why don't we keep kissing for a bit, instead of...?
Superbad
23.8s
Oh, hey, John! Over here! Welcome to Los Angeles International Airport. Attention, all passengers. Do not leave your baggage unattended. All unattended baggage is subject to search... Yay! We're so happy! Look at this! What's happening, man? Good to see you, buddy. How you doing? I'm good, man. Yes, you are.
This Is the End
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Dude. I know. I think we're making some progress. That was really good. And honestly, he's your old friend. We're your new friends. He feels threatened. Yeah, man. You know, and I get it. It's gonna be fine. I honestly think tonight's the night we bust this whole thing open. And I'm lucky. It's the same thing a lot, though. It's, like, my TV wife opens the fridge, and is, like, "What happened to the birthday cake?" And I come out with, like, a little frosting, like, "What birthday cake?" 'Cause you ate the cake! Yeah. 'Cause you ate the cake! "It's my birthday. "
This Is the End
35.4s
Why don't we do a sequel to Pineapple Express? I would love to do a sequel to Pineapple. Do you have any ideas, or... I do have an idea. What? It's that Red, Danny, has become, like, the drug lord, you know, since we killed the other one, and he wants to assassinate Woody Harrelson, 'cause he's gonna give a speech that makes all of weed legal, effectively rendering drug lords out of business. Awesome. Yeah, it's fucking awesome, but we don't have... We don't know how it should end yet. I... I know. Danny's trying to kill us. Yeah. And I sacrifice myself for you. And he kills me, and I die for you.
This Is the End