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Emma! It's Emma. Oh, my God, you guys are alive. You're actually alive. Thank God! I hid in a drainpipe for days. Like, three or four. I don't even know how many. And then I stopped hearing people, and I started hearing growling noises. Out there, in your travels, uh, did you see anything that you would describe as Apocalyptish? I mean, no, but, uh, I would say it's completely obvious what's going on here. I mean, it's a zombie invasion. Fuck! I'm the one who said it's been zombies. You said zombies? I said zombies the whole time. You said zombies? I don't think... You never said zombies. Wait a second. You guys haven't been proven right. These are still just theories. Honestly, I'm just so relieved that you guys are here, and I'm very happy about the idea of sleeping and just... You tired? Yeah. If you want to take a little rest, you're welcome to do that upstairs. Thank you. Cool. - I'll show you the way. - Thank you. Thanks, guys. Seriously, you're awesome, really. You're awesome.

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Jay couldn't rape a fly. He probably could. Maybe we should just stop this entire conversation right now. If anyone's gonna rape anyone here, it's probably gonna be Danny. What the fuck, Franco? What? Why do you think I'm gonna rape somebody? I'm just trying to lay it out there. I'm not gonna rape anyone, all right? If anyone's gonna rape somebody, it's Jay. - What? - He came up with the rape idea. And his face looks like the police sketch of a fucking rapist. True. What the fuck does that mean? If anybody's raping Emma Watson, it's fucking Sir Rapes-a-Lot over here. Chill out. Hey!

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Whoa! Easy. Easy. Back the fuck up! Emma. What's wrong? Wait, what's wrong? What's wrong? I just heard you guys talking about which one of you is gonna get to rape me. No, no, no, no! Guys, I got it. I got it. No. It's funny. It's funny. We were specifically talking about not raping you.

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I'm serious, boys. It's all in here, in the Book of Revelations. You took my Bible? Well, just hear me out, and you tell me that what I'm describing isn't what's going on right now.

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So fucking tight. We'll be right out here, okay?

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Oh, my God!

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You're letting them get away!

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Look out! Shit!

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# And take your money # All I wanna do is... # B.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F. forever. B.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.

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Run! Go!

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If you don't assassinate him... We already quit. ...I'm gonna assassinate both of you.

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If pot's legalized, my business will suffer. And if my business suffers, I suffer. So much suffering. All 'cause of that inbred hemp seed, Woody Harrelson. I have to do what's right. Weed is for the people. It's the people's weed.

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What?

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'Cause we're a team. Okay. Freaks forever, brother.

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Holy shit, man. Where did you get these? Hey, what's cheese without a few crackers? Know what I'm saying? Hide it. Okay.

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I smoked weed with Steve Jobs, and that's when he came up with the iPad.

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Should we call Red? Get more weed? Oh, I don't know, man. That guy's gone crazy. Good thing I have a lot of fucking weed for you guys. I hooked you guys up. Now I need you guys to assassinate Woody Harrelson.

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# Gangnam style # Op, op, op, op, oppan Gangnam style # Gangnam style # Op, op, op, op, oppan Gangnam style # Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh # Eh, sexy lady # Op, op, op, op # Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh # Oppan Gangnam style # # I fly like paper, get high like planes # If you catch me at the border I got visas in my name # If you come around here, I make 'em all day # I get one down in a second if you wait...

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Whoa! Easy. Easy. Back the fuck up! Emma. What's wrong? Wait, what's wrong? What's wrong? I just heard you guys talking about which one of you is gonna get to rape me. No, no, no, no! Guys, I got it. I got it. No. It's funny. It's funny. We were specifically talking about not raping you.

I'm serious, boys. It's all in here, in the Book of Revelations. You took my Bible? Well, just hear me out, and you tell me that what I'm describing isn't what's going on right now.

So fucking tight. We'll be right out here, okay?

Oh, my God!

You're letting them get away!

Look out! Shit!

# And take your money # All I wanna do is... # B.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F. forever. B.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.

Run! Go!

If you don't assassinate him... We already quit. ...I'm gonna assassinate both of you.

If pot's legalized, my business will suffer. And if my business suffers, I suffer. So much suffering. All 'cause of that inbred hemp seed, Woody Harrelson. I have to do what's right. Weed is for the people. It's the people's weed.

What?

'Cause we're a team. Okay. Freaks forever, brother.

Holy shit, man. Where did you get these? Hey, what's cheese without a few crackers? Know what I'm saying? Hide it. Okay.

I smoked weed with Steve Jobs, and that's when he came up with the iPad.

Should we call Red? Get more weed? Oh, I don't know, man. That guy's gone crazy. Good thing I have a lot of fucking weed for you guys. I hooked you guys up. Now I need you guys to assassinate Woody Harrelson.