You just in town visiting him, or what? Yeah. Just for a little visit, you know. I try to not come down here very much. I don't really love it here. You don't like LA? I'm just not really into the LA lifestyle.
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Everything I've been doing has just been a cry for help. When I came on your magazine, James, it was a cum for help. I've just been crying and comin' and crying and comin', tears from the tip of my penis, dudes.
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Nice. Okay, good. Thank you. What is that? That's Terrence Peterson. My monkey flashlight keychain. Monkey flashlight keychain? Mmm-hmm. What's his name? Terrence Peterson. You see it, Seth? No. Where... Are you sure it's even down here? Terry Pete. Uh, not sure. Is there, is there any weird shit down here? Nah, it's where I keep all my stuff from my old movies. Costumes, props.
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Stop, man. Seriously, Craig, stop.
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Thank you.
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I fucked Lindsay Lohan. She was fucked up. She was high. It was at the Chateau Marmont, and she kept banging on my door.
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Give me everything you have to drink! Put it in the bag! There's six of us. You cannot rob us! I'm not fucking around!
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Jesus. Oh, fuck. You guys okay? I broke my ass in half. Here. Shit, they got through! You guys fucking did it. Oh, my God. Fuck. Did that hurt? Oh, yes, it fucking hurt. I loosened this up for you, I'll have you know. Okay, just shut up. It's fucking dark down here. Hold on, hold on.
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Fire. There's, like, fire everywhere. Damn it!
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I hate Jay so fucking much. I think he might be the worst person You ever created. I don't want to judge You, but... What's up? What were You thinking that day? I love Seth, I love being his friend, he's an awesome guy, but it's like Jay is the last connection to his shitty, weird Canadian life.
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I don't fucking get it, why does Craig get saved? I mean... Craig sacrificed himself for us, which means that there's still hope. That means we can be redeemed. Yeah. It means that if we're actually nice to each other, we can get sucked up into Heaven, too. That's the deal. All right, I got it, let's just head out to my place in Malibu. Yeah. Just survive long enough until we do enough good things and they accumulate or do enough sacrifices, and we'll all go to Heaven together. That's a great idea, James. Seriously, really, really good idea. Really, you're such a smart guy. Thanks, Seth, you're such a nice guy.
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I love him. That's fucking G.I. Joe, dude. Fucking loves me.
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This is fucked up.
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What the fuck? Go to hell, McBride! Fuck you!
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Right now, I'm just kind of into going.
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Dear God, I'd like to pray to You for a second. It's me, Jonah Hill.