We need to take what's good about Batman... ...and marry it to actual laws and proper ethics and accountability.
The Lego Batman Movie
16.8s
I mean, if I met the right lady, and if she was just standing right in front of me, and we looked at each other and thought, "Hey, let's do this." "Let's be together." - Batman? - Yes? I hope you're back because you've decided to work together on the Joker case.
The Lego Batman Movie
10.7s
Hey, there. Look at you. - Who's this? - Hi, police lady. - Is that your son? - Yes, I am. Is that my son... No, that's just weird. It's weirder if it's not your son. Right. No, I don't...
The Lego Batman Movie
5.5s
Oh! Here you go, Dad. We did it! Yeah! Mission accomplished. That was fun!
The Lego Batman Movie
3.5s
You can't be a hero if you only care about yourself.
The Lego Batman Movie
1.7s
I called you Padre.
The Lego Batman Movie
2s
Batman? Batman!
The Lego Batman Movie
35.8s
All right, kid. We need to avoid Commissioner Gordon. So, lesson number three. When going stealth, you gotta hide every part of you, physically and emotionally. - Got it? - Yeah! Already failed. Now, what I need you to do is use the naturally dark areas of your costume, and integrate into the dark parts of this environment. Okay. - Can you see me? - Yes. - How about now? - Yes. - What about now? Now? - Yes. Yes. You're a goner, kid. - Batman? - Barbara!
The Lego Batman Movie
21.8s
Hey, you up for another top secret superhero mission to defeat the Joker? Oh, I am down to stop that clown. But I don't wanna make my other dad, Bruce Wayne, angry. Do you think we'll be done before my bedtime? Bedtime? Batman's life lesson number two. Vigilantes don't have bedtimes. Yes! So, what's the vigilante policy on cookies? Unlimited!
The Lego Batman Movie
11.2s
It's Spanish for "Dad." Sorry. Well, isn't it also a cool Spanish way to say "buddy"? Yeah, I could've been saying it that way. Then I'll allow it. Oh, you're such a great padre!
The Lego Batman Movie
8.6s
Yeah, you're a great teacher. I am? Yeah! I wanna be just like you when I grow up, Padre! Wait, what did you call me?
The Lego Batman Movie
8.1s
For a brief moment I could have sworn I felt something. That feeling is pride, sir.
The Lego Batman Movie
4.8s
What are you doing? I'm trying to give you a big old hug. Thought you were attacking me.
The Lego Batman Movie
3.9s
I'm not in a relationship or anything. I could have a kid.
The Lego Batman Movie
5.4s
Of myself. For being such a good teacher, obviously.
The Lego Batman Movie
3.3s
You're right. I am super proud.
The Lego Batman Movie
10.6s
Batman, don't do this. As long as you're in the Phantom Zone, I'll be saving Gotham City, and that's all that matters to me. Goodbye, Joker. Oh, Batman, thank you!
