We need to take what's good about Batman... ...and marry it to actual laws and proper ethics and accountability.
The Lego Batman Movie
16.8s
I mean, if I met the right lady, and if she was just standing right in front of me, and we looked at each other and thought, "Hey, let's do this." "Let's be together." - Batman? - Yes? I hope you're back because you've decided to work together on the Joker case.
The Lego Batman Movie
10.7s
Hey, there. Look at you. - Who's this? - Hi, police lady. - Is that your son? - Yes, I am. Is that my son... No, that's just weird. It's weirder if it's not your son. Right. No, I don't...
The Lego Batman Movie
3.5s
You can't be a hero if you only care about yourself.
The Lego Batman Movie
2s
Batman? Batman!
The Lego Batman Movie
35.8s
All right, kid. We need to avoid Commissioner Gordon. So, lesson number three. When going stealth, you gotta hide every part of you, physically and emotionally. - Got it? - Yeah! Already failed. Now, what I need you to do is use the naturally dark areas of your costume, and integrate into the dark parts of this environment. Okay. - Can you see me? - Yes. - How about now? - Yes. - What about now? Now? - Yes. Yes. You're a goner, kid. - Batman? - Barbara!
The Lego Batman Movie
11.2s
It's Spanish for "Dad." Sorry. Well, isn't it also a cool Spanish way to say "buddy"? Yeah, I could've been saying it that way. Then I'll allow it. Oh, you're such a great padre!
The Lego Batman Movie
8.6s
Yeah, you're a great teacher. I am? Yeah! I wanna be just like you when I grow up, Padre! Wait, what did you call me?
The Lego Batman Movie
4.8s
What are you doing? I'm trying to give you a big old hug. Thought you were attacking me.
The Lego Batman Movie
5.4s
Of myself. For being such a good teacher, obviously.
The Lego Batman Movie
3.3s
You're right. I am super proud.
The Lego Batman Movie
10.6s
Batman, don't do this. As long as you're in the Phantom Zone, I'll be saving Gotham City, and that's all that matters to me. Goodbye, Joker. Oh, Batman, thank you!
The Lego Batman Movie
10.4s
- Argh! - Admit it. I'm your greatest enemy. You're not my greatest enemy, Joker. Okay, then send me to the Phantom Zone. Fine, I will. And prove I'm your greatest enemy.
The Lego Batman Movie
6.7s
Batman, I can't believe you did this. Hi, police lady. And even worse, you've made this kid into an accessory to your crime.
The Lego Batman Movie
8.5s
I knew you'd say that. - No, you didn't! - No, you didn't! And I knew you'd say that! See? We aren't so different, I and you. - It's, "you and I!" - It's, "you and I!"
The Lego Batman Movie
5s
I wanted to be as strong and as fast and as smart as Batman.
The Lego Batman Movie
4.4s
I'm Batman, I'm awesome I got a nine-pack Stop it!
