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24.2s
- Come on, it's great. - What are you thinking? - What are you doing? - What? I lost Jules' money, Fogell's dead to us now... ...we don't have any choice. Let's go. I don't like this idea. This guy's fucking creepy, man. Look at him. What? He looks like a guy. That's what guys look like. - What is your problem? - You guys know a guy named Jimmy? You totally look like his brother. You totally look like his brother, man. You do.
Superbad
45.9s
You don't have to tell me that. - Right in there. - She opened up my world, sexually. On our wedding night, we had group sex. I wasn't involved in it. - But I could hear it through the wall. - I was. She was amazing. And then it was exactly 23 months later... ...that I found out she was an actual whore. - We discovered her on the street. - Yeah. I'm sorry. She was bad. Fucking whoring bitch. - But you got a new wife now, so... - Yeah. Yeah. And she is wonderful. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You'll meet her. You know what? I bet I know your trick, McLovin. - You play the whole myst... - Calling all units. Just turn that off. Send backup! There's so much blood... I bet you play the whole mysterious-guy thing, right?
Superbad
40.9s
Oh, shit. I'm gonna fucking throw up. Someone perioded on my fucking leg? - Oh, shit. - What the fuck do I do? I've never before seen that in my life! This is so disgusting. - Yes, it is. - I'm gonna go get Bill. - He's gotta check this shit out. - Fuck, yeah. No. Who's Bill? Don't tell Bill! Bill has nothing to do with this! Hey, calm down. Let me get a picture of that real quick. No, you can't have a picture! - Dude, stop! - Bill, Bill! Check it out! This kid's got period blood on his slacks. It's merlot. That's what you don't get. Hey, Pat! This jerk-off's got period blood on his pants! - Please stop. - God, man, let me see. Oh, my God, that's a fucking man-gina, man. - Do you need a tampon? I could... - Wait, wait. I have one! I have one!
Superbad