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1m9s
Mrs. Hayworth, I joined this class because I'd be cooking with a partner. But she's never here, and I don't get twice the grades for doing all the work. I didn't invent odd numbers, Seth. I know, but look at Evan, okay? Just look at him. Don't keep me waiting much longer. I'm getting impatient up here. You know what I'm talking about. Miroki, you're embarrassing me. I'm here in my unit, isolated and alone, eating my terrible-tasting food... ...and I gotta look over at that. Looks like the most fun I've ever seen in my life. And it's B.S. Excuse my language. I'm just saying that I wash and dry. I'm like a single mother. We all know Home Ec is a joke, no offense. Everyone takes this class to get an A. It's bullshit, and I'm sorry. I'm not putting down your profession, but it's just the way I feel. I don't wanna sit here alone cooking this shitty food. No offense. And I just think that I don't ever need to cook tiramisu. When am I gonna need to cook tiramisu? Am I gonna be a chef? No. There's three weeks left in school. Give me a fucking break. I'm sorry for cursing. All right, Jules' partner isn't here today either. Pair up with her. Station four. Jules? All right. I'll give it another shot. I'll give Home Ec another shot.
Superbad
33.1s
- You're an organ donor. - What? I didn't wanna, but my wife insisted. I give him shit for it too. All the time. I say, "It's just like a woman. Even after you're dead... ...they wanna tear your heart out." - They wanna tear your... - I say it weekly and it's still funny. - It still makes me laugh. - Really funny. - There you go. I'm sorry, guys. I don't really have any information. He just hit me, and I didn't see what he looked like. - I don't know if I can help you. - You in a hurry? Yeah, kind of had to catch that bus. - Where were you headed? - Near 13th and Granville.
Superbad
26.7s
No, you're not. No one's McLovin. McLovin's never existed... ...because that's a made-up, dumb, fucking fairy-tale name, you fuck! Jeez, man. It'll work. Give it a chance. Did you move my...? Where is my car? Oh, my God, man. What did I say to you? I told you not to park here. Why would you park in the staff parking lot? Shut the fuck up, Fogell. I mean, because you're not staff. I know that, Fagell! I know that!
Superbad
16.7s
Hey, man, are you sure it's cool that we're here with you? Oh, definitely, man. I'm essentially best friends with the guy... ...so a bunch of my buds are coming. We're gonna rock out with our cocks out. Just kidding. - We are gonna rock out. - Just go, just go. What's up? What's up? What's up?
Superbad
27.4s
On the upside, I think you look cool with a black eye. I'm just gonna throw that out there. I don't... I don't know. Well, thank you, smart guy. Thanks. That's actually why I'm here. Because I have to get a ton of cover-up for the grad photo. Oh, man. Fuck. And I'm gonna get Jules a new comforter. I have to get a comforter too. For college. - Oh, yeah? - Yeah, I just figured I would need one. So, Seth...
Superbad