But we're the police. We just wanna get the story straight.
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Jesus, fuck. - Hang on one second. - What? Becca, I don't think you wanna do this. - You're really drunk. - No, I'm not. I am not drunk. - I see that you are. I think you are. - And I really... I want you inside me. I want you to be my first. I want you inside me. So just... Just go with it. - Let it happen. - I know, but...
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10.1s
- All right, well, thank you for the pen. - Yeah. No problem. - Bye. - Bye. Bye, Evan.
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5.1s
Now, what's your first name? What? - Your first name? - My first name?
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- My R.S.V.P. - Just a maybe? So far. There's so much other fun shit that's gonna be happening... ...that I can't really commit and, you know, hurt someone's feelings. Fun shit? But I never see you at parties or anything.
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- Making my ass look weird? - It makes a lot of stuff look weird.
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You know, I actually don't remember much. I don't remember anything.
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Let's do this.
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3.5s
- The whole thing? - Just dump it on. I'm serious. Okay.
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I've felt better. But I'll be fine. How about you?
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2s
- That's kind of a personal question. - What?
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So you do want alcohol? You want some or no? You do or you don't? You do want alcohol. - Yeah. - Either way. - Well... - Either way. Either way's fine. This is actually kind of a big favor. Because my parents left me like 100 bucks to feed myself for the week. But the house is full of food, so I just thought I'd spend it all... ...on, you know, extra drinks for the party, so... That's really nice. I don't think I've ever done anything that nice. - It's cool? - Yeah. - Okay. Thank you. - Awesome. I mean, seriously, that's really... That's nice of you. Thank you. So should I just get a shitload of different shit?
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"Oh, no, it's the cops." We have a complaint. - Evan, come on. - Get the hell out of here right now. Get out of here. She's not interested. - Drop the crantini and move it, sister. - See you, sugar tits. Guys, come on, move. Everybody out. Leave the booze and go.
Superbad
2.3s
Oh, shit, it's Cary Hutchins.
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4.4s
For college. The mall, they would sell that. Cool. So...
Superbad
13.9s
Wow, that was a little too far right there. The gesture. Yeah. It's pretty far. Shit, I do that... No, don't worry. I'm actually used to it. My older brother says, like, the nastiest shit. Like he called me "hymen" until I was 12.
Superbad
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But when I was wearing your dad's pants... ...I realized that if I wear pants that are a little too small... ...it might encourage me to lose weight. And also, chicks can kind of see, like... ...you know, the borders and outline of my dick a little. Yeah, man, they go nuts for that. The male camel toe. Yeah, the camel tail. It's right... I know where it is, where it happens. Like, right there. It's like they're so tight that one ball is, like, above my dick, even. - Yeah, exactly. - It's like three. It's like a three thing. It's like ball, dick, ball. It's like a division sign. Like a bunch of people crammed into a van.