I hope you don't hurt those boys. I don't mean to.
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Sign it.
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That's my fault.
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Shake!
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Come on, Bob.
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And if you manage to trap the wild animal, he still finds a way.
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Keep playing.
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- It's not that easy. - Why not? Because...
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What? For the entire month of May, every year, we play tag. Just like when we were kids. But we're not on a playground, and we all live in different cities. So you don't ever know when someone's gonna pop up. You could be shopping at the mall, and then your buddy jumps out of the trunk and, boom, tags you. You're it. Here's the craziest part. Our buddy, Jerry, never been tagged. What do you mean he's never been tagged? You never put your hand on his body? Not during the month of May. For like, 30 years. Why don't you just go over to his house and tag him?
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Or champion. Just let us deflower you. We'll be gentle.
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You didn't fuck up my wedding, Hoagie. Come on.
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I can't do it. Then I'm not gonna tag anybody, and the game ends with me. That's dark. Or you just let me tag you.
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"The wedding celebration of Susan and Jerry. "Saturday, May 31st." He's a sitting duck!
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You know, I've been so attached, I suppose, to my perfect record all these years, dominating you fools. Maybe I should. Maybe I shouldn't. If you think about it, Jerry is a tag virgin.
