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He left a message. Um, oh, yeah. Go fuck yourselves. Okay, look. $1,000. All right? Easy money. Jerry won't even know that you sold him out. I got a better idea. Why don't you go back to the little Best Western that you're staying in and jerk each other off in the nude? Why do you keep taking this conversation into a sexual direction? Listen, Dave. $1,500. Don't be an idiot. Not a chance, you dick-sucking homophobes. - Hey! - What?
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I don't wanna be it anymore. I don't wanna be it. Hoagie, it's on you, bud. Now, what the fuck? Wait. I'm confused. What just happened in there? Well, Jerry woke up early, got some grounds crew to go out in the woods, build some snares and a swinging log trap, and, uh, wear matching outfits to act as decoys.
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You're not gonna go through with this for some game, so quit jerking me off! Oh, Jesus. No one's jerking you off, kid, 'cause Jerry has pushed us to the fucking edge. If you don't tell us what we need to know, you're going over the edge with us. You ready to die for this shit? I'd rather die than get sucked off by you homophobes. We're not gonna suck you off. We're gonna waterboard you. I'm just taking a principled stand right now. Okay. Well, guess what. Now, this is gonna happen. All right? Are you ready? I hope you can hold your breath, son! Do it! 'Cause this is going right down! - Yeah! - Yeah! You son of a bitch! Here it comes! It's coming! It's coming! It's coming! Yeah. You know, we should not. I feel like it would be way too much. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Phew. That got out of hand. My heart is beating really fast right now. We were just Kidding. We were just bluffing. - No, we weren't fucking bluffing! - Anna, Anna, Anna! - Oh, my God, no. Just, no. - Sweetheart. It's a war crime, right? It's not really who we are. Yes, sorry. We got a kinky cat over here.
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