Found 333 results
1m9s
The briefcase was fucking empty, man. The asshole was hoping that they would kill her. You threw out a ringer for a ringer. Okay, but how does all this add up to an emergency? I'm saying, I see what you're getting at, Dude. He kept the money. My point is... Here we are, it's shabbos, the Sabbath, which I'm allowed to break only if it's a matter of life or death. VVill you come off it, Walter? You're not even fucking Jewish, man. What the fuck are you talking about? Man, you're fucking Polish Catholic! What the fuck are you talking about? I converted when I married Cynthia. Come on, Dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know this. And five fucking years ago, you were divorced. So what are you saying? When you get divorced, you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish? This is the driveway. Jewish as fucking Tevye. Man. You know, it's all a part of your sick Cynthia thing. Man, taking care of her fucking dog, going to her fucking synagogue. You're living in the fucking past. Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax. You're goddamn right I'm living in the fucking past! I've... Jesus.
The Big Lebowski
37.4s
What the... Have they called yet? What the hell is this? My dirty undies, Dude. The laundry. The whites. Walter, I'm sure there's a reason you brought your dirty undies, man. That's right, Dude. The weight. The ringer cannot look empty. Walter, what the fuck are you thinking, man? You're right, Dude. I got to thinking. I got to thinking, why should we settle for a measly fucking 20 grand... We? What the fuck, "we"? You said you just wanted to come along. My point, Dude, is why should we settle for 20 grand when we can keep the entire million? Am I wrong? Yes, you're wrong. This isn't a fucking game, man. Oh, but it is a game. You said so yourself. She kidnapped herself. I said I thought...
The Big Lebowski
18.5s
1m56s
La-Ia-Ia, Ia-Ia-Ia, Ia-Ia-la La-Ia-Ia, Ia, Ia, Ia, Ia La-Ia-Ia, Ia, Ia, Ia, Ia La-Ia-Ia, Ia, Ia, Ia, Ia La-Ia, Ia-Ia La-Ia-Ia La-Ia-Ia, Ia-Ia-Ia La-Ia, Ia-Ia The man in me will do Nearly any task And as for compensation There's little he would ask Take a woman like you To get through To the man in me Storm clouds are raging All around my door I think to myself I might not take it anymore Take a woman like your kind To find the man in me But, oh What a wonderful feeling Just to know That you are near Sets my heart a-reeling From my toes Up to my ears The man in me will hide sometimes They called about 80 minutes ago. They want you to take the money, drive north on the 405. They will call you on the portable phone with instructions in about 40 minutes. One person only. They were very clear on that, or I'd go with you. One person only. Vvhathappened to your jaw? Oh, nothing, man.
The Big Lebowski
39.1s
You know what I'm trying to say. I Am the VVa/rus. That fucking bitch! Oh, yeah! I Am the Walrus. Thafis... Shut the fuck up, Donny! V.l. Lenin, Vladimir llyich Ulyanov! What the fuck is he talking about? Fucking exactly what happened to those... That makes me fucking sick! Well, what do you care, Walter? Those rich fucks. This whole fucking thing. I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this fucking strumpet, this fucking whore, could waltz around... I don't see any connection with Vietnam, man. Well, there isn't a literal connection, Dude. No, Walter, face it, there isn't any connection. Your roll. Have it your way. Your roll. But my point is... My point is... QUINTANA: Are you ready to be fucked, man?
The Big Lebowski
18s
So whenever these guys call... What if it's during a game? Oh, I told them if it was during league play... What's during league play? Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit. Ifigure... What's wrong with Walter, Dude? I figure it's easy money, you know. It's all pretty harmless. She probably kidnapped herself.
The Big Lebowski