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23.5s
You know, people forget that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone. On you maybe. Of course, you have to take the good with the bad. New technology permits us to do very exciting things in interactive erotic software. Wave of the future, Dude. 100% electronic. Well, I still jerk off manually.
The Big Lebowski
1m54s
"lf you will it, it is no dream." Fucking 20 minutes late, man. What the fuck is that? Theodore Herzl. Huh? State of Israel. If you will it, Dude, it is no dream. What the fuck are you talking about, man? The carrier. What's in the fucking carrier? Huh? Oh! Cynthia's dog. Think it's a Pomeranian. Can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture. I'm watching it while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii. You brought a fucking Pomeranian bowling? What do you mean, brought it bowling? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude. Man, if my fucking ex-wife asked me to take care of her fucking dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu, I'd tell her to go fuck herself. Why can't she board it? First of all, Dude, you don't have an ex. Secondly, this is a fucking show dog with fucking papers. You can't board it. It gets upset. Its hair falls out. Walter... Fucking dog has fucking papers. Over the line! Huh? I'm sorry, Smokey. You were over the line. That's a foul. Bullshit. Mark it eight, Dude. Excuse me. Mark it zero. Next frame. Bullshit, Walter. Mark it eight, Dude. Smokey, this is not Nam. This is bowling. There are rules. Hey, Walter, come on. Hey, man, it's Smokey. So his toe slipped over a little, you know. It's just a game, man. This is a league game. This determines who enters the next round robin. - Am I wrong? - Yeah, but I wasn't... Am I wrong? Yeah, but I wasn't over. Give me the marker, Dude. I'm marking an eight. Smokey, my friend, you're entering a world of pain. Walter, man. You mark that frame an eight, you're entering a world of pain. I'm not... A world of pain. Look,Dude, this is your partner. Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules? Mark it zero! They're calling the cops, man. Put the piece away. Mark it zero! DUDE: Walter, put the piece away. Walter. You think I'm fucking around here? Mark it zero!
The Big Lebowski
26.1s
What? A dick, man. And let me tell you something, I dig your work. Playing one side against the other, in bed with everybody. Fabulous stuff, man. I'm not... Fuck it, man. Just stay away from my fucking lady friend. Hey, I'm not messing with your special lady. She's not my special lady. She's my fucking lady friend. I'm just helping her conceive, man! Hey, man. I'm not... Who are you working for? Lebowski? Jackie Treehorn?
The Big Lebowski