Mr. Lebowski, this is Mel Zelnicker of the Southern Cal Bowling League. I just got an informal report that a member of your team, a Walter Sobchak, drew a firearm during league play. If this is true, of course, it contravenes a number of the league's bylaws and also article 27 of the league...
The Big Lebowski
23.8s
Uh-huh. I can't blow that far. Are you sure he won't mind? Uli doesn't care about anything. He's a nihilist. Oh, that must be exhausting. You're not blowing. Our guest has to be getting along, Mrs. Lebowski. Oh!
The Big Lebowski
21.8s
I'll suck your cock for $1,000. Wonderful woman. We're all very fond of her. Very free-spirited. Brandt can't watch though, or he has to pay $100. That's marvelous. I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.
The Big Lebowski
9s
All right. It's fucking zero. You happy, you crazy fuck? It's a league game, Smokey.
The Big Lebowski
4.6s
Well, at Mr. Leb0wski's office. Please call us as soon as it's convenient.
The Big Lebowski
6.7s
Dude. Hey, Marty. Dude, I finally got... I got the venue I wanted.
The Big Lebowski
4.9s
You guys are dead in the water. All right! Way to go, Donny!
The Big Lebowski
2.5s
Mr. Lebowski, this is Brandt at...
The Big Lebowski
47.1s
We don't care. We still want the money, Lebowski, or we fuck you up. Fuck you. Fuck the three of you. Cool it, Walter. No. Without a hostage, there is no ransom. That's what ransom is. Those are the fucking rules. His girlfriend gave up her toe. She thought we could get $1 million. It's not fair. Fair? V\Iho's the fucking nihilists around here, you bunch of fucking crybabies? Cool it, Walter. Hey, look, pal. There never was any money. The big Lebowski gave me an empty briefcase, so take it up with him, man. And I would like my undies back. Are these guys gonna hurt us, Walter? No, Donny. These men are cowards. Okay! So we takes the money you have on you, and we calls it even.
The Big Lebowski
20.4s
A fucking gold-bricker. Stay away from me, mister! This guy fucking walks. I've never been more certain of anything in my life. You stay away from me! Walter, for Christ's sake, man! He's a cripple. I said! Get away from me! Come on. Come on. Walter, put him down, man! Yeah, I'll put him down, Dude. Walk! Achtung, baby!
The Big Lebowski
21.8s
Fuck you. Hey, no. Come on, Walter. Come on, we're ending this thing cheap, man. No. What's mine is mine. No, come on, Walter. No funny stuff. All right. All right. No funny stuff. I got 4 bucks, almost 5. - Igot$18. - What's mine is mine. We fuck you up, man! We takes the money! Come and get it.
The Big Lebowski
30.3s
We fuck you up! Show me what you got, nihilists. I fuck you! Walter, come on. He's got a sword. Fucking dipshit with a nine-toed woman! I fuck you! Fuck you! I fuck you! Take it easy, man. I fuck you! Take the $4. I fuck you! I fuck you! I'm gonna hit you with the fucking ball, man.
The Big Lebowski
9.4s
Oh, God. They shot him, man. He's not shot. No, Dude. Are you shot, Donny? There weren't any shots fired. Huh? It's a heart attack. Call the medics, Dude.
The Big Lebowski
8.3s
He's cracking. ...the whole concept of age. I mean, many learned men have disputed this but in the 14th century, the Rambam...
The Big Lebowski
4.6s
At least they had the fucking decency to tell us that we were fighting the communists.
The Big Lebowski
11.2s
Hey, dickhead! Anti-Semite. I fuck you in the ass! I fuck you in the ass! I fuck you! I fuck you! I fuck you! I fuck you!
The Big Lebowski
3.6s
I mean, Nam was a foot soldier's war, whereas this thing should...