So he says, "My wife's a pain in the ass. "She's always busting my frigging agates. "My daughter's married to a loser bastard. "L got a rash so bad on my ass I can't even sit down. "But you know me, I can't complain." Oh, fucking A, man. I got a rash, man. Fucking A.
The Big Lebowski
6.8s
Well, a wiser fellow than myself once said, "Sometimes you eat the bear and..."
The Big Lebowski
2s
Oh, nice marmot.
The Big Lebowski
21.3s
It was discovered last night in Van Nuys lodged against an abutment. Oh, man. Lodged where? You're lucky she didn't get chopped, Mr. Lebowski. Oh,man! Must've been a joyride situation. They abandoned the vehicle once they hit the retaining wall. Oh, my fucking briefcase, man! It's not here! Shit! Yeah, I saw that on the report. Sorry. You gotta get in on the other side.
The Big Lebowski
6.5s
Oh, well, I dig your style, too, man. Got a whole cowboy thing going.
The Big Lebowski
5.2s
The Dude is not in. Leave a message after the beep. It takes a minute.
The Big Lebowski
15.4s
No, Mr. Lebowski, it had not occurred to me. That had not occurred to us, Dude. Well, okay, you know? You guys aren't privy to all the new shit, so, you know... But, hey, that's what you... That's what you pay me for.
The Big Lebowski
4s
Just a friend of Maudie's. Yeah? The friend with the cleft asshole?
The Big Lebowski
5.2s
By God, sir, I will not abide another toe.
The Big Lebowski
38.9s
Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Lebowski? Is that what this is a picture of? In a sense, yes. My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal, which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina. Oh, yeah? Yes, they don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say, whereas without batting an eye, a man will refer to his dick, or his rod or his johnson. "Johnson"? All right, Mr. Lebowski, let's get down to cases. My father told me he agreed to let you have the rug, but as it was a gift from me to my late mother, it was not his to give. Now, your face.
The Big Lebowski
6.2s
Oh, well, if you've already got the check made out, that's cool. We received this this morning.
The Big Lebowski
2.2s
I'm finishing my coffee.
The Big Lebowski
9.7s
Hello? MA LJDE: Jeffrey, you have not gone to the doctor. Oh, yeah, no. No, I haven't yet. I'd like to see you immediately.
The Big Lebowski
1.6s
I'm staying.
The Big Lebowski
7.2s
Start talking, and talk fast, you lousy bum. We've been frantically trying to reach you, Dude. Where is my goddamn money, you bum?
The Big Lebowski
6.2s
Much obliged. "Sometimes the bear, well, he eats you."
The Big Lebowski
17.6s
Thank you. There's just one thing, Dude. What's that? Do you have to use so many cuss words? What the fuck are you talking about? Okay, Dude. Have it your way.
The Big Lebowski
19.9s
I gotta tell you, Tone, man, earlier today I was really feeling shitty, man. Really down in the dumps. Lost a little money... Hey, you know what? Forget about it, huh? Forget about it. Yeah, fuck it, man. You can't be worried about that shit. Life goes on, man. Well, home, sweet home, Mr. L.