You know, should be a piece of cake. I mean, I had an M16, Jacko, not an Abrams fucking tank. Me and Charlie, eyeball to eyeball. Yeah. That's fucking combat. The man in the black pajamas, Dude. Worthy fucking adversary. Who's in pajamas, Walter? Shut the fuck up, Donny. Whereas what we have here, a bunch of fig eaters wearing towels on their head, trying to find reverse on a Soviet tank.
The Big Lebowski
10.6s
So, if you could just write me a check for my 10% of half a million, 5 grand, I'll go out and mingle.
The Big Lebowski
8.3s
Well, the usual. Bowl, drive around, the occasional acid flashback.
The Big Lebowski
2.1s
Excuse me? Oh, nothing.
The Big Lebowski
34.2s
Jeffrey! Walter, if you're there, pick up the fucking phone, man. Come on, Walter. Pick it up, man. This is an emergency. Dude ? Dude ? Yeah. Listen, Walter. I'm at my place. I need you to come pick me up. I can't drive, Dude- It's Erev shabbos. What? Erev shabbos. What? Erev shabbos. I can't drive. Man! I'm not even supposed to pick up the phone unless it's an emergency. This is a fucking emergency! I understand. That's why I picked up the phone. Walter, you fuck. We gotta go to Pasadena, man. Come pick me up or I'm off the fucking bowling team.
The Big Lebowski
11.7s
Pin your diapers on, Lebowski. Jackie Treehorn wants to see you. Jackie Treehorn knows which Lebowski you are, Lebowski. Jackie Treehorn wants to see the deadbeat Lebowski. You're not dealing with morons here.
The Big Lebowski
6.5s
The original Port Huron Statement. Uh-huh. Not the compromised second draft.
The Big Lebowski
2.4s
Well, not much to tell.
The Big Lebowski
9.9s
Yes, the car made it home. You're calling me at home. No, Walter, it did not look like Larry was about to crack!
The Big Lebowski
2.8s
Okay, time for Plan B.
The Big Lebowski
30.3s
We fuck you up! Show me what you got, nihilists. I fuck you! Walter, come on. He's got a sword. Fucking dipshit with a nine-toed woman! I fuck you! Fuck you! I fuck you! Take it easy, man. I fuck you! Take the $4. I fuck you! I fuck you! I'm gonna hit you with the fucking ball, man.
The Big Lebowski
1.4s
White Russian.
The Big Lebowski
47.1s
We don't care. We still want the money, Lebowski, or we fuck you up. Fuck you. Fuck the three of you. Cool it, Walter. No. Without a hostage, there is no ransom. That's what ransom is. Those are the fucking rules. His girlfriend gave up her toe. She thought we could get $1 million. It's not fair. Fair? V\Iho's the fucking nihilists around here, you bunch of fucking crybabies? Cool it, Walter. Hey, look, pal. There never was any money. The big Lebowski gave me an empty briefcase, so take it up with him, man. And I would like my undies back. Are these guys gonna hurt us, Walter? No, Donny. These men are cowards. Okay! So we takes the money you have on you, and we calls it even.
The Big Lebowski
8.9s
I'd go myself, but I'm pumping blood, might pass out. Rest easy, good buddy. You're doing fine. We got help choppering in.
The Big Lebowski
12.3s
Thanks, Gary. Well, take care, man. Gotta get back. Sure. Take it easy, Dude. Oh, yeah. I know that you will. Yeah. Well, the Dude abides.
The Big Lebowski
3.7s
Oh. So, that doctor... Exactly.
The Big Lebowski
6.6s
My career's slowed down a little lately. What do you do for recreation?