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Thank you.

Stuber

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Morris!

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Oh. Oh, Jesus!

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Oh, this is your other horrible job? I came here once to buy some fishing gear. Clerk was a real dick. I wanted to shoot him in the leg, but I had self-control. Yeah, that was probably my boss. He's the second worst guy I've ever met. Who's the first? I'll give you a hint. It's you.

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I got him! Fuck. It worked.

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Vic!

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Uh...

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Watch it.

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Okay.

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- Shit! That never works. - Shit.

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Daughter thinks I swear too much.

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Here. Oh, do not hand me a... - Take this. - Jesus, Dad. - Here. - Dad, I do not want that! There's some really bad shit going down tonight. Okay? I checked the place out. It's clear. But it's better safe than sorry. - Take that. - Oh, God. Remember how I taught you to shoot? Yes. I hate when you do this. Anything else?

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Hey. Let me guess, you want me to drive you to all the Sarah Connors in the city, huh? Come on. Start it up. Let's go. Oh, it's already started. Electric car. I call it "silent but deadly." Kind of like a fart, but instead it's a great car. Drive. I'm Stu. How do you do? Can I get you some bottled water? Some Canadian chocolates? It was one of those things where I thought I was getting five bars on Amazon, - but I ended up getting five... - Koreatown. Now. Koreatown. Now. Hold on. I'm gonna bang a U-ey here real quick. Nope. Don't got it. Hold on. Thank you, thank you.

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Did you just throw those out the window?

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Amo Cortez? Sorry, homie. This ain't LAPD territory. Yeah, it is now. - Hey! - What the fuck, man?

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Nah. It's okay. I'm used to that. So, how do you know my dad? He kidnapped me. We killed some people. Huh. I'm on the fence. Really? I think she's brilliant. Her pieces are so emotionally charged. Reminds me of a young Richard Serra. Like if Tilted Arc had a soul.

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- I'm not going to Bosley. - But... I'm banging a chick that works there. - Is her name Propecia? - Huh? - Hmm? - All right. Give me some of them Coffee Crisps, son. I need the full Stuber experience or you're getting one star again. Whoo!

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- Okay. - Bye. Bye.

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Thank you.

Morris!

Oh. Oh, Jesus!

Oh, this is your other horrible job? I came here once to buy some fishing gear. Clerk was a real dick. I wanted to shoot him in the leg, but I had self-control. Yeah, that was probably my boss. He's the second worst guy I've ever met. Who's the first? I'll give you a hint. It's you.

I got him! Fuck. It worked.

Vic!

Uh...

Watch it.

Okay.

- Shit! That never works. - Shit.

Daughter thinks I swear too much.

Did you just throw those out the window?

Amo Cortez? Sorry, homie. This ain't LAPD territory. Yeah, it is now. - Hey! - What the fuck, man?

Nah. It's okay. I'm used to that. So, how do you know my dad? He kidnapped me. We killed some people. Huh. I'm on the fence. Really? I think she's brilliant. Her pieces are so emotionally charged. Reminds me of a young Richard Serra. Like if Tilted Arc had a soul.

- I'm not going to Bosley. - But... I'm banging a chick that works there. - Is her name Propecia? - Huh? - Hmm? - All right. Give me some of them Coffee Crisps, son. I need the full Stuber experience or you're getting one star again. Whoo!

- Okay. - Bye. Bye.