Stu's the driver? "Ride still in progress"? I got an idea! I'm gonna throw this propane tank at them. You shoot it. It'll blow up their car! This isn't freakin' Jaws! Exactly! Just like Jaws. It's gonna work. Ready?
Stuber
3.4s
Hey! Hey! Hey, I can see! I can see!
Stuber
3s
One, two... go!
Stuber
1.4s
Faster!
Stuber
2.1s
We're fucked.
Stuber
23.6s
Don't let him out of here! I'm a henchman. I've been aiding and abetting a bad guy. You Stockholm-syndromed me. - That's not cool. - You saved my ass. You saved my ass, kid. You got brass balls. - Don't talk about my balls. - It's me and you. Leave my balls out of it. We're a team, buddy. Make a U-turn. Very funny. I'm not letting Tedjo get away. Not again. I'm driving, and we're going where I say we go. - Stu, turn around! - No! Let go! - Let go! - God damn it... Stu, turn around! This is my car!
Stuber
17.9s
He brought his undercover crew with him. Top of his class at Quantico. He's Dark Ops. Los Angeles as well. Tariq, don't shoot him! Don't do it! Don't do it. - Don't shoot! - Don't do it! You assholes called multiple Ubers at the same time? So uncool! God damn it.
Stuber
13.5s
- Fuck! - Damn. Wait. Wait. He has nothing to do with this. All right? Just let him go. He's a good man. I forced him to be here. He's done nothing to you.
Stuber
7.6s
That's the feds. It's over, Tedjo. Put the gun down. Yeah, we called Agent Tariq. One of the top agents. Five stars.
Stuber
2.9s
What the fuck? I was going for his face.
Stuber
13.6s
I got this. Hello, operator? We need help. Someone's trying to murder us! Hello, operator? We need help. Someone's trying to murder us! Shit. - Fuck! - Fuck! Okay, okay.
Stuber
10.1s
Here. Please, no. No, no, no. We're the good guys. He's a cop. I'm with Uber. Go, go, go. Get down, get down. Get down.
Stuber
10.1s
What are you doing? I'm gonna Uber us out of here myself. No, he's gonna be here in four minutes, dude. He's on the... Fuck, he took another right! How does he have 4.8 stars?
Stuber
9.2s
Does anyone have a phone? Thank you. I'm gonna call 911. No! No cops. Right. - There's no telling who else is on his payroll. - Right.
Stuber
1.4s
Come on.
Stuber
22.6s
It wasn't fun. You can't drop me off. I need you to come with me. No, no, no. You're a cop. I'm a civilian. You're built for justice. I'm built for brunch. I do civilian things. I like walks. And I really wanna get into brewing beer. Like IPAs, maybe a nice Hefeweizen. But I cannot do that if I'm dead.
