I'm sorry. I am so sorry! I just keep imagining you waking up in the morning, sir... looking in the mirror and then in all seriousness saying to yourself... "You know what would be a really kick-ass name? That's how I hear you in my head! What was your second choice? Scrotum Hat?
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New plan. We're killing you first. Well, dying is certainly better than having to live an entire life... as a moronic shitbag who thinks Taserface is a cool name. That's enough killing for today.
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Hey, tell the other guys we said... "Hi," Taserface!
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What were you about to say to Drax before I walked out?
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Neither one of you will last much longer after that.
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We deliver you to the Kree in the morning.
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Your quarters are this way.
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Okay, Taserface.
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Oh, my God. He's still out there?
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Prepare for a really bad landing!
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You know I'm right, Kraglin. You best be very careful what you say about our captain. RAVAGER: Who the hell is that?
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10 clicks!
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Well, I'll tell you why. Because I was a skinny little kid who could squeeze into places adults couldn't. It made it easier for thievin'. Well, I've been trying to track you down ever since. DRAX: I thought Yondu was your father. What? We've been together this whole time... and you thought Yondu was my actual blood relative? You look exactly alike. One's blue! No, he's not my father! Yondu was the guy who abducted me... kicked the crap out of me so I could learn to fight... and kept me in terror by threatening to eat me. Eat you? Yeah. Oh, that son of a bitch. How'd you locate us now?
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Well, even where I reside, out past the edge of what's known... we've heard tell about the man they call Star-Lord. What say we head out there right now? Your associates are welcome. Even that triangle-faced monkey there.