If I do get a medal, I'm gonna donate it to an orphanage. Just to inspire those little shits. We recovered your phones from the wreckage. Yes!
Stuber
1.7s
Help!
Stuber
1.4s
Morris!
Stuber
2s
Surge pricing, baby!
Stuber
6.9s
I'm gonna be better, okay? I promise. We'll both be better, how about that?
Stuber
6.2s
Dad, it's over. That's it. - Get down! - Don't move! Stay down.
Stuber
1.4s
Move!
Stuber
6.6s
Do you need a tissue for those tears? No, that's... There must be some hot sauce in your hair.
Stuber
30.7s
Stuber. You didn't cancel. It affects my rating. I can't drop below four stars or I lose this job. Ooh. New ride? A little eco-puss for me but not bad. How'd you afford this, Stuber? It's a lease, and you can stop calling me Stuber. Oh, come on. You know I gotta be tough with you. I can't show favoritism in front of my other employees. You told Ashley in kayaks that I lost my penis in the Gulf War. I did that. Come on, man. The point is, I see potential in you, Stu. Just type in your destination.
Stuber
1.7s
Five stars.
Stuber
6.8s
Mother frigger. No tip? That's an interesting choice.