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- I love it. - Right? What'd I tell you? The fireplace, the built-ins here. Are you sure you want to give this to your sister? Babe, we'd make 100K off this flip all day long. - Trying to make up... - This is it? - Hey, yeah. Come in. - You guys made me ask off an hour early to see this dump? - We're all smelling this, right? - Yeah, it smells like I'm breathing piss. Okay. Not a good fit. So we'll just go. - Come on. - Come on. Have a little vision. French doors to the garden. We move the stairs, take these walls down, create an open concept through the kitchen. There's a gorgeous stained glass here in the corner. The bones are really good. When's the part we cough up 12 grand to fix the rotted-out foundation? Clearly, it's not for them. Let's just flip this one, El. There's a park across the street. And the schools here are fantastic if you have a baby. When. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Kimmy. When. When you have a baby. We're having a baby. We are having a baby. You see that? That's called manifesting to the universe. Sometimes the universe thinks it's funny if I drop $26,000 on in vitro first. - Oh! You're a dick. - I'm kidding. If this place is so great, why don't you guys move in here? What are they gonna do with five bedrooms and a park? They're obviously never having kids. Look at 'em. They don't have any emotional holes to fill. Not that we are doing it to fill... - Shut up, Russ. - All right. - What was that look? - What look? He just said you guys were never gonna have kids. Then you did a definite look. Yeah, what was the look for? You looked back at me to include me in your look. - I didn't do a look. - Totally did a look. - It wasn't a look. - I think we just started some trouble. - There's no trouble. - Maybe even a fight. - There's no fight. There's no trouble. - Let's get out of here. Oh, my God. You guys are gonna have kids now, aren't you? No. What? Kimmy. I don't know. What? Of course you are, because you have to win at everything. Then you're gonna throw your perfect uterus in my face too. How do you know my uterus is perfect? We've never even tried to have kids. I don't know if I can get pregnant. Of course it is perfect. It is yours. - Kimmy. - It probably has a leather interior. Please, Kimmy. You just got here. Sorry, Petey. Have a good fight. See you later, Russ.
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Holy... And just when things finally start to feel normal again, they have another visit. Yeah, we just feel so rejected. And I know this probably makes me a really bad person, but I just keep wishing that their mom would go back to prison. You're not a bad person. When someone does terrible things to the children we love, it's not easy to find empathy for them. But we have to try, people. Whatever happens, the time that your kids spent with you - made a big difference in their lives. - Mm-hmm. Yeah, I know, but then we're just supposed to...
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Here you go. What if when we go live with our mom, she doesn't know how to make my noodles the way I like to have them? Don't worry, pal. Lizzy will show her the way we do the cheese for you so your mom can make it for you just the way you like. - Yeah. - Okay. Come on, guys. Don't be sad on our last night. You know what? I think we should tell Pete and Ellie thank you, you know, for everything they've done for us, yeah? - Thank you. - Well, thank you, pal. Yeah, thank you, guys. - Lita? - I don't want to say anything. Oh, honey.
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