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She's got a knife. - It's just a SpongeBob knife. - It's still a knife. Just put the knife down, honey. Look, kid, just put down the weapon, okay? You guys want me to deal with this, or do you still got it? - Do you wanna let her jump in here now, please? - Okay, okay. Fine. Fine! Lita.

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Wait, wh-what's that noise? Why is she growling? That wasn't in the classes. I got nothing for that.

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Hey, next time...

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- I did not cave. - Oh, you caved. Lizzy gave you the look and you caved. Maybe I just wanted to be the fun parent for once instead of being the bad guy. - I tried being the bad guy. You wouldn't let me. - Okay, fine. I'm sorry. But look how much fun everybody's having. And Lizzy, she's actually smiling. It's crazy. Hey! Did you have fun? You don't have to go on the kiddie rides. I love the big rides. You want to go on the... - Hey, Lizzy! - Hey, what's up? - Good to see you! - Good to see you too!

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You know, this reminds me of when Pete and his degenerate friends stole a pizza truck. - She's good. She's good. - Oh, God. Are you two gonna stand there all night, or are we gonna try to get these kids to bed at a decent hour? You remember I told you we weren't special enough for this? - We were doing fine. - You said that we were in a rut. Maybe we were spoiled and didn't appreciate the rut. The rut was easy and quiet. You know, I miss the rut. But you had to be a mommy. Whose idea was it to go and talk to the teenagers? We could've had a toddler who doesn't have opinions and thong underwear. - What? - You pushed us into some next-level shit! Look, we can't start turning on each other here. If we just stay calm and we work together, we can find a way to get these little assholes out of our house!

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Did you hear that? I just got my first "Daddy"! That's... You suck! No fair! I want some of that. Hey, honey. - Lita, can I help you with anything? - Nope! No, what? Are you talking to me? Who am I? - Ellie. - Juan. Buddy, come here!

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Well, you know, our kids have, what, had now four visits with their birth mom? - Yeah. - And every time they do, they're just crazy for a few days after.

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You know, honey, when I had... times like this, I had to search myself and remember... why I became a mother in the first place. And that was helpful.

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Don't shut that door. I mean it! Good. Now can we just go inside so we can talk about this? Juan, drop it right now!

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- What are we doing here? - Let's go. I'm gonna be late for school, you know.

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- Okay, you're all set. - Bye, Lizzy. - Bye, Lizzy. - Have a great day.

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- And what about preserving our family? - Yeah. Nothing has been decided yet.

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Well...

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- Wait. Did you say "made" a difference? - Yeah, she did. We-We'll talk after. No. She said "made." That's past tense. There's a difference. I wanna know what's going on, Karen.

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Holy... And just when things finally start to feel normal again, they have another visit. Yeah, we just feel so rejected. And I know this probably makes me a really bad person, but I just keep wishing that their mom would go back to prison. You're not a bad person. When someone does terrible things to the children we love, it's not easy to find empathy for them. But we have to try, people. Whatever happens, the time that your kids spent with you - made a big difference in their lives. - Mm-hmm. Yeah, I know, but then we're just supposed to...

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All right, October, that leaves you. Well, I have gotten a placement. - Oh. - He is 14 and does play JV basketball. But he is 5'2." And white, with red hair. Absolutely no fundamentals whatsoever. Oh, I get it. My problems seem stupid now. Why do I always have to go last?

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- Hey. - Hey. - Guys. - We are so sorry. We are so sorry. Are you okay? Guess what? We got a ride in a police car. You did? Was that fun? - Did you guys go to prison? - No. We were... just in jail. Juan. Lita. Come on. - Mom's here. - Okay.

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Get some sleep, kids. After you fix that god-awful statement. Wow.

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