Yeah! I love this song. We are here today to officially create a new family. Peter and Elinore Wagner, do you wish to adopt Juan, Lita, and Lizzy into your family today? - Yes, Your Honor. - Yes, Your Honor. It's just the song that's got me a little emotional.
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- Yes, please. - Yes! Well, then, by the authority vested in me by the state of California, I pronounce you a family.
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What's that? Lizzy made it for me. You didn't get one? You got a T-shirt? You got a T-shirt? You may all be seated.
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Whoo. Okay! Okay. Anybody else? Yeah, you too. Come on!
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Okay, I think that's everybody. - Say "family." - Family!
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Sandy, come on, it's started!
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- Did I make it? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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No, no, no. No distracted driving, okay? - All right. - All right? - She's gonna drive. - Oh, yeah? Yes, but I have the phone and I'll sit in the front in case I have to grab the wheel or shut down the power, okay?
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Are you with them? Do you know those guys? Yeah. Why? Do you guys want to come in? - Uh... - I-I made a pie. - No, thank you. - Yes! - Karen! - It's pie. You know I love pie. Great. Yeah, I just... I have so many feelings.
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Go potty, put your shoes on. We're gonna go, okay? Okay! Whoa, Juan. What are you doing, buddy? You can't wear sneakers. We gotta look good today. Mom, have you seen my phone? Uh, no. Wait, you mean the one in your hand? Lita, honey, did you go potty? - I went potty! - Okay, good job. - Everybody go potty! - Yeah, I went potty. - Got that packet we're supposed to bring? - Yeah, I'm all set. - Let's go, guys. - Let's go.
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Hey!
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- Go ahead, Judge. - Thank you, Grandma Sandy.
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I'm gonna beat you!
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You okay? That's a shame.
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Come on. Okay. So you're punishing me with manual labor. - I've worked harder than you've ever... - Yeah, I know, you're a badass. - This isn't a punishment, okay? - Hey! I'm Stewart. You probably... You... What's up? Stewart. Don't ever talk to her again, okay? - As a matter of fact, go to lunch. - It's 8:15.
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Okay. Lunch it is. Come on.
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- Put these on. - What? Just put them on. Lizzy, I know you're angry. At us, at the world. Maybe at yourself a little bit. I don't know, and you're not talking. Truth is, when I'm pissed, I don't like to talk about it either. But you know what I do like to do? - Oh! - I like to break shit. R... Really?