Oh, yeah. Oh, dear. Mom. Can you please get off the counter, honey? It's dangerous. - How was care group? - So much fun. Hey, hey, hey. We have news. - You're pregnant? - Oh, my God! - Why are you doing this to me? - I'm sorry. No? It's okay. No. Just tell them. - Yeah? - Uh-huh. Okay, okay. We are going to adopt through foster care, just like you guys! I mean, we did not get it at first, and then we met yours and saw what a wonderful choice it was. Hell of a lot cheaper than in vitro too. Which is not the reason, but it's a reason, if you're weighing factors. And we start classes next week! What do you guys think? I think, uh...
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You okay? "Thanks for watching them"? Like we've just been fricking babysitting for five months? She's just not what I pictured at all. She's... She kind of looks normal. I feel bad, like we're breaking up a family. We didn't take her kids, Ellie. The courts did. And don't forget why. Those kids were living like feral cats in a crack house. I know, I know, but she kind of... She looks okay. I mean, Sharon said she's been clean for four months. Yeah, she got clean because she was in jail, Ellie.
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- Stop. - Okay. I know. It's... It's very unprofessional. Mm-hmm.
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You wanna rotate like this, okay? Yeah. Juan hit me!
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Good night, buddy.
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Oh, no. Oh, God!
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Ew!
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I think I have to take a crap. - That's not the reaction we were looking for on that. - She's jealous! - Oh! - Hey! Oh, my God! What are you doing? - What's going on? - Please give this to me. Lizzy! - You're not allowed to take my phone! - What's she doing? God! She's taking naked selfies in the bathroom! - She's taking naked selfies of herself? - What are you doing to my phone? I'm deleting everything here! Delete, delete, delete. How many photos did you take? What is wrong with you? - Everyone does it! It's no big deal! - It's a big, huge, giant deal! Fifteen-year-old girls should never be naked, ever! - Can you take the door? - Don't read my texts! Open the door! "If you don't show me something soon, I might lose interest." - What? Who is this person, Lizzy? - Open the door! Oh, no. No, no. Dick pic! There's a dick pic! Come on, kids, we are going in the living room. Is this that kid Jacob you were talking about? That sweet kid from school is sending you photos of his beeswax? Jesus, that is a trout! Get out of here! - Lizzy! - Get out here now!
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What am I gonna look like? - You're gonna look like a beautiful princess. - Oh! Do I look like a flower? Hey. Hey, hey, buddy. - Mom. Hey, kids. - Oh! Hi, honey! Hey. Mom! No, no, no. It's totally washable. - It's, um... - That's a Sharpie.
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Still think it's a wonderful choice? Our foster kids aren't gonna act like that. That's on you guys. What exactly is a dick pic? What do you think it is, Mom? Wild guess. Dick. Pic.
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- Yeah, sure. - Yeah, of course. - Of course. I mean, that's... - Yeah. Cool. Thanks. - Yeah. - It's cool. Great. Okay. Thanks. You, uh...
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Give me the phone! Let go! - This is not cool, Lizzy! - I don't have to listen to you anymore, Pretend Mom! This isn't...
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I'll just wait outside. Okay.
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Hi. Hi, Mom.
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I'm Pete.
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Mom!
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Hey. I'm Ellie. - This is Carla. She's... - Their mom.