- Marion, you didn't have to bring that up. - No, Larry, you can't just be the nice guy. She has to know. She has to know how you feel. Otherwise, she's just gonna think she can say anything at all, and nobody ever gets hurt. Wrong side of the tracks! - I didn't mean it that way. - [Marion] Yeah. - It was a joke. - Yeah. It's just a joke Mom and Dad. They don't care. We didn't think we'd be in this house for 25 years. We thought we would've moved some place better. Whatever we give you, it's never enough. - It's never enough. - It is enough. Do you have any idea what it costs to raise you? And how much you're just throwing away every day? Give me a number. What?
Lady Bird
1m9s
Miss Patty assigned you a role by the way, you just never showed up to claim it! - What role? - The tempest! - There is no role of the tempest! - It is the titular role! No, it's a made up thing so we all can participate! You can't do anything unless you're the center of attention, can you? Yeah. Well, you know your mom's tits, they're fake. Totally fake! She made one bad decision at 19! Two bad decisions! [female teacher] And at 15, this girl was pregnant. She decided that she was going to get an abortion. It made sense. It was the right thing to do. - She was sitting there... - Let me guess, she didn't get it. ...and something deep inside of her said, - "No." - Bingo. Anyone want to guess who this woman is? The young lady right here. - You? - No. It was not me. [girl] Um, your friend? No. The girl in the story was... my mother. [students gasps] I am that baby that she decided not to abort. That could have been me. That could have been my fate. Just because something looks ugly doesn't mean it's morally wrong. [teacher] What did you say, ma'am?
Lady Bird
16.6s
Darlene, can you excuse us? Darlene's staying. Why aren't you in Algebra 2? - I switched sections. - Why? Aren't Jenna and Kyle enough? [chuckles] I'm sorry that you're jealous. [chuckles] Jenna's a moron, you know. She's not. She's in AP Calculus. She's a moron in a deeper sense. You don't even know her.
Lady Bird
3.4s
Julie. Hey. What do you want from Julie?
Lady Bird
2.4s
- Nothing. - [teacher] Please. Share.
Lady Bird
1.3s
So this is your house?
Lady Bird
12s
I don't like hills. [teacher] Start simple with x plus three times x plus two. - Now if we use FOIL, where do we start? - [Lady Bird] Julie?
Lady Bird
1.2s
I don't understand.
Lady Bird
3.6s
- Fuck! - Hello. Hi.
Lady Bird
1.3s
[moans]
Lady Bird
11s
Sorry. I was confused. - You have like... - What? - You have some sort of like blood. - What? Oh. Shit! I get nosebleeds.
Lady Bird
4.9s
- Here. - Thanks. I'm sorry. No. I'm good.
Lady Bird
5.6s
- You okay? - Yeah. [kisses]
Lady Bird
7.5s
Oh. [exhales]
Lady Bird
1.2s
Are you...
Lady Bird
7.9s
- Hey. - Hi, son. Wait. What are you doing here? Well, um... I guess we're, uh, going for the same job then.
Lady Bird
29.8s
[teacher, students] Hail Mary, full of grace. The Lord is with thee. Blessed art thou amongst women... Glory to you, O Lord. [teacher, students] I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all. A vote for Amanda is a vote for boys, boys and healthy vending machines, because no one wants a muffin with that many calories. Whoo!