- Hey. - Hi, son. Wait. What are you doing here? Well, um... I guess we're, uh, going for the same job then.
Lady Bird
1m2s
[man] We're afraid that we will never escape our past, and we're afraid of what the future will bring. We're afraid that we will not get into the college of our choice. We're afraid we won't be loved, we won't be liked, we won't succeed. [teacher] Here are the classics... St. Augustine, of course, Aquinas, my favorite, Kierkegaard... Oh, wait until you hear his love story. It will make you swoon. [speaking Spanish] [man] And the coming of our Savior, Jesus Christ. [students] For the kingdom, the power, and the glory are yours, now and forever. Amen. [Teacher] Some of the students were disturbed by your posters. [Lady Bird] It's just a bird head on a lady body, or vice versa. I think it's a little upsetting. It's my tradition to run for office. Don't worry. I won't win. That's not what I'm worried about. This won't mess with my scholarship, will it? No. You're okay there.
Lady Bird
13.3s
Do not ask me, "Mr. Bruno, is this gonna be on the finals," or, "Mr. Bruno, is this gonna be on the midterm?" Because I'm not gonna tell you. That is none of your business. - [laughs] - Those aren't the rules. This is my house. [sighs] "A reading from a letter of St. John."
Lady Bird
1.9s
- There you go. - Thanks.
Lady Bird
13.2s
That's where our starter house was. Which street? Um, 44th. It's the three-story blue one with the white shutters and the American flag in the front. Yeah. I know that one. Do you want to go over there right now and eat?
Lady Bird
2.4s
I live in Granite Bay, otherwise I'd say let's go there.
Lady Bird
14.8s
- How? - You'll see this afternoon. No, we have auditions this afternoon. Oh, right. I mean, uh, I don't think I want to do the play. [whispering] Meet me at the teacher's parking lot at 3. - I'll have the materials. - Okay.
Lady Bird
1.2s
Wait. Where do you live?
Lady Bird
1.2s
Wait, what was your name?
Lady Bird
2.8s
Oh, um, The 40s.
Lady Bird
1.2s
Lady Bird.
Lady Bird
35.4s
But I'm gonna give this thing my best shot. [light chuckle] Uh, now, usually I'm the JV football coach, but from what I can see, a play is a play. Where's Lady Bird? She's with her new best friend. She thinks she's too cool for theater. If you can pull out your-your scripts, I've assigned a number to each of your roles. And, uh, I'm gonna put the blocking up here on the board, and then if you guys can transcribe that back in your play books, that'd be great. Who's playing what part? Uh, I had Miss Patty here assign roles, since she knows you all. So, uh, call them out, Miss Patty. Okay, uh, Prospero. Danny. [Father Walther] Danny. Nice. That's role one.
Lady Bird
2.7s
I have an idea of how to get Sarah Joan back.
Lady Bird
41.9s
Hey. I-I like your band. Uh, with Jonah Ruiz, - Lenfance New? - L’enfance Nue. Uh, well, I-I saw your Thanksgiving show. My name's Lady Bird. That's weird. You shake hands. Yeah. I'm friends with Jenna and she's always talking about how great your band is. So I wanted to check it out. - Yeah. Jenna's hella tight. - Yeah. Maybe I'll see you at the Deuce or something, huh? Sure. See you at the Deuce. - [door opens] - [man] Hey. I'm not paying you to flirt. [sighs] I wasn't flirting. I wish you had been. [exhales]
Lady Bird
17.5s
Just can you drive me to the post office on Jade? It should still be open. [all] Three, two, one. Happy New Year! [chattering] Happy New Year! [humming] So you pull the nozzle out. You tip it in.
Lady Bird
41.5s
- Davis? - Davis is good. - Maybe you shoulda looked at it. - It's only half an hour away. - Less if you're driving fast. - I went to graduate school there. Lots of smart people go to Davis. I thought Berkeley had to accept me. You and Miguel went there. I'm a legacy. Uh, not if we don't give money. - And you get bad grades. - And what do you know about it? - Meaning? - Nothing. - No. What are you implying? - Nothing! - You fucking racist! - [Lady Bird groans] - I didn't say anything! - I didn't put down my race! Oh, yeah. I'm sure they had no idea, Miguel! You're actually fucking evil. [yells] - What is wrong with you? - Go. Go to your room. - I'm not five! - I didn't raise you like this. I don't have to go anywhere. I'm not going to a fucking university that's famous for its fucking agricultural school!
Lady Bird
19.1s
- What? - Uh, what was the emergency? - [Jenna] Oh, my great aunt died. - I'm so sorry. She kinda did it to herself. Yeah. I don't know why you'd do that if you're already so old. Ladies. Skirts. I'm going to write you a citation, Miss Walton. No more short skirts.
Lady Bird
13.8s
Sex is not a big deal. It's just my mom called me during it. - [Sister Sarah Joan] Skirt check. - Was on my cell phone. The one she got me for emergencies. Did you pick up? Yeah. I was like, "Um, Mom, I can't really talk right now." [girls laughing] What was the emergency?