Sex is not a big deal. It's just my mom called me during it. - [Sister Sarah Joan] Skirt check. - Was on my cell phone. The one she got me for emergencies. Did you pick up? Yeah. I was like, "Um, Mom, I can't really talk right now." [girls laughing] What was the emergency?
Lady Bird
23.1s
Of course, he probably wouldn't anyway. He's Mr. Nice Guy, - and I always have to be the bad guy. - Can we please just talk... - It can't look like a rag, - ...about this tomorrow? Because that makes us look like rags. You wanna know the truth? Here's the truth. Some of your friends' fathers could employ your father, and they're not gonna do it if it looks like his family is trash. You understand?
Lady Bird
7.7s
- Your father doesn't have a job. - [sighs] He lost his job. Do you need him to come in here and explain that to you?
Lady Bird
2.3s
- [bell tolling continues] - [choir singing]
Lady Bird
1.6s
So is Miss Patty.
Lady Bird
1.2s
How old was he?
Lady Bird
38.6s
Sorry. But yes, no way. Then you'll be applying to UCs and state schools. Yeah, but also those East Coast liberal arts schools like Yale, but not Yale, because I probably couldn't get in. [laughing] You definitely couldn't get in. Part of my job is to help you be realistic. Yeah. It seems like everyone's job. Your SAT scores are strangely very good. I had placed some calls to local alumni of the schools you're interested in, but unfortunately, all the interviews are taken. [sighs] So what does that mean? It means you'll have to get in on how you look on paper.
Lady Bird
48.7s
Yeah. - [laughter] - [Lady Bird] ...in the tub... I scoot myself under, just like now, like this, and then the water just... whoop. - [laughing] - [chuckles] Schwoop. Ooh, you're so gross! I think I figured it out when I was, like, three or something. I take the showerhead... [laughing] [chuckling] Oh, my God... [muttering, laughing] Embarrassing, I use that. I don't know if mine is the right kind though. Maybe it's different when you actually have a penis in there. Like, it's more intense. [chuckling] - Mine was pretty intense, I think. - [laughing] You're not supposed to eat the wafers. They're not consecrated. [sighs] [both laughing]
Lady Bird
3.6s
[sniffles] [crying continues]
Lady Bird
17.8s
[chuckles] Cool. Awesome. I totally get that. Thank you. You're welcome. If you had boobs, I wouldn't touch them either. I respect you so much... because I love you. I love you too.
Lady Bird
19.4s
[sighs] Bruce. It's normal to not touch a penis. I have to go to class. - But I have free period. - I need to pass history. I think we're done with the learning portion of high school. - I'm gonna go. - No. - Mm-hmm. - I hate being alone. Bye! Love you!
Lady Bird
10.9s
- Let's name our star Claude. - That's pretentious, don't you think? It's French. What should we name it? Bruce. [chuckles]
Lady Bird
14.6s
[sighs] I can't stop you dicks from hanging out here, but quit wrinkling all the magazines! [Lady Bird] When I'm in this store, I'm not your sister. I'm a customer, Miguel. I'm always right. Ever since she moved in, your brother and Shelly are becoming the same person. No way.
Lady Bird
2.4s
[choir singing continues]
Lady Bird
5.4s
Oh... [sniffling] I'm sorry.
Lady Bird
2.1s
And don't you wish your mom hadn't gotten angry?
Lady Bird
43.6s
I just had a whole experience that was wrong. - Look, you're deciding to be upset. - No. I am upset. Because you're deciding to be. Don't be mad at me for this. It's stupid. You can't be mad at me for something I have no control over. I just wanted it to be special. Why? You're gonna have so much unspecial sex in your life. I was on top! Who the fuck is on top their first time? You have any, like, awareness of how many civilians we've killed - since the invasion in Iraq started... - Shut up! Shut up. Different things can be sad. It's not all war. Are we still going to prom together? Sure.
Lady Bird
29.2s
Who is Jim Morrison again? He was in a rock band, moron. The Doors. - I knew that. - This is with your employee discount? Yeah. It's already included. Oh, my... Okay. - [teacher] Ma. - [students] Ma. - Mana. - Mana. - Manala. - Manala. Because it's not important to be right. It's only important to be... - [students] True. - Exactly! - [girl] Purple. - [exclaims] - [boy] Two. - [stomps] - Two. - [stomps] Two. - [claps] - [clicks tongue]