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You do care about your marriage, don't you, Jim? What are you talking about, Stifler? I'm not gonna cheat on my wife! I'm a father for Christ's sakes. Yeah, that's perfect. Yeah, chicks love a father figure. Keep playing that card, dude. It's not a card, it's the truth. Hey. Hi. What are you guys talking about? Oh, you know... Just“ Jim was just saying how much fun he had taking care of you. Hey, ladies, why don't we give them some time to catch up? Mmm-hmm. Yeah, after you. No, that's not necessary. We should all hang out together. Why don't we all... Stifler, just... Be her daddy.
American Reunion
26.6s
What can I do for you, sir? Bob from Acquisitions had a heart attack. Some idiot told him that he was fired. He flipped out, I don't know. Listen, I need someone to finish his presentation. I need you to go in on Sunday and get everything ready. Yes? Oh, wait, Sunday. I got my high school reunion. Oh, wow, how fun! Yeah, no, I'll just call the chairman, and I'll get him to reschedule. Seriously? Hey, that would be awesome! That was a fucking joke, you moron. Jesus Christ, what am I doing?
American Reunion
26.4s
Shit. Sorry. Sorry. There was a... There was a little baby squirrel in the road, so... Whoa! Hey! Whoa! That's not water. Okay. It's a little too much now. I love how, after all these years, you're still taking care of me. Well, you know, a babysitter's job never ends. You knew I always had a crush on you, right?
American Reunion