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29.5s
You know, Mr Homophobic Wizard... that it is possible for women to hold hands and not be gay. Friends can hold hands. Hey, Finch, I don't wanna hear about you and your boyfriends. - Go jerk off. - Unnecessary. Tantra teaches you to hold an orgasm over time... in anticipation of an ultimate moment... to release it upon the world. I'm filling up to the brim. That's fucking disgusting! I'm gonna throw up.
American Pie 2
24.7s
Listen, Heather, I'm feeling kind of awkward. If we can't be with each other, then we have to learn to be more vocal. - Right? - Right. Okay. Okay, here we go. I'm reaching in my pants now. And I'm rubbing it for you, Heather. And it feels so good. - Yeah, me too. - Oh, yeah. I got... Call waiting.
American Pie 2
22.7s
Hey, Vicky only slept with one guy since we went out. I mean, that like makes me 50% of her entire guy-related life. You dipshit. She didn't sleep with one guy. She slept with at least three. What? When a girl tells you how many guys she slept with... multiply it by three and that's the real number. Didn't you fuckers learn anything at college?
American Pie 2
20.4s
It's not a lie. It's an adjustment. The rule of three. - The rule of what? - Three. If a guy tells you how many girls he's been with, it's not even close to that. Take that number and divide it by three. Then you get the real total. So, if Kevin's saying it's been three girls, it's more like one, or none. - None? - Rule of three. It's an exact science, consistent as gravity.
American Pie 2