This is not gonna fit. Look at you and look at me. - Too big. - I'll get you the blue stringy number.
American Pie 2
1.7s
Repressed.
American Pie 2
2.3s
Maybe you kicked it under the bed.
American Pie 2
3.2s
Guys, get the hell out of there right now.
American Pie 2
2.2s
I think I can fix these.
American Pie 2
3.8s
And now for our devoted listeners, back to the show.
American Pie 2
2.1s
Don't be a wimp.
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27.1s
Good boys. - Very good. - Dude, you're a fucking lousy kisser. What? I wasn't trying! That's not fair! I wasn't trying there! No judgment. Wait a second. You were trying? - Fuck no! - You were trying! - I kissed Jim! - Silence! - Ladies. - Yes? As you were.
American Pie 2
2.6s
- Hand jobs. - Okay!
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13s
I know. Okay, I'm gonna help you. Really? Yeah, I feel bad for saying that you sucked... even though you kind of did.
American Pie 2
1.7s
Kiss me, here.
American Pie 2
3.7s
- Have you been dirty? - Oh, yes, baby. I've been dirty.
American Pie 2
8.2s
See you guys later. Where are you goin', man? What about Dog Years? Give me, like, three days.
American Pie 2
3.2s
Oh, Stifler's mom!
American Pie 2
23.3s
You know, you may be Jimbo or Jumbo... or Jimbodinny to these guys in here, but... I want you to know there are two people... who still remember where James Emanuel Levenstein came from. We're awful proud of you, son. Thanks, Dad. Don't forget your penis cream.
American Pie 2
2s
Casa de Stifler.
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33.4s
Doctor, my son has a party in seven days... and there's a young lady coming... that he's been waiting to... he's been waiting to get with. I'd tell your son to keep his pants on during that party. Oh, yes. Believe me, I will be doing that. It goes without saying. But if his pants... decide to come off during the party... could he have full use of his... penis? Okay.
American Pie 2
6.8s
No. I'm fine. I might have to actually go through with this.
