Yes! Yes! Oh, your son's such a dork! Stop talking about him!
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Hello.
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Um, Stifler, do you know where you're going? I know this place like the back of my cock.
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Come on, guys. That was pretty funny. Maybe in high school it was funny. Now it's just a felony. Only if we get caught. Yeah, you gotta admit, it was nice giving those kids a little payback. Maybe it was good that they will learn to respect their elders. Exactly! Hey, give me a second, I gotta find some toilet paper. That's gross.
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Where the hell is he? Guys, this is stupid. I really can't keep Michelle waiting. Can we just head back? Hold on. Let Stifler do his thing. Yeah, that's what I'm afraid of.
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Okay, is it just me, or do girls today seem a bit sluttier? Definitely. Teen sex, rainbow parties, sexting nude photos... I saw it all on Kathie Lee & Hoda. Happy birthday!
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What's up, Class of '99-ers? Oh, my God! Vicky! Hi! Hey! I can't believe you're here. Yeah, I flew in from New York last night. I've been hanging outwith my parents. They were actually just talking about you earlier. Really? About what? That time they caught us making out at the Falls. Oh, right. The Falls. Wow, I haven't been there in forever. Michelle used to love going to the Falls. The place is romance incarnate.
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Oh, my God, is this the babysitter? Mmm-hmm. You make it sound like I'm a superhero. Faster than a speeding stroller, more powerful than a mini-van.
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The only math I know is you've added your penis to her vagina zero times.
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Sorry.
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I told you he was funny. He's adorable.
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Jesus, Stifler, what happened to just stealing their beer? I know, this is so much better, right? What? You destroyed their jet skis. They splashed us.
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Stifler! Are you crazy?
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Hey, sweetie. Mmm, sweetie pie!
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I'm her boyfriend.
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So, the guys were all talking about heading over to the Falls. Well, what about Jim and Michelle time? I was thinking it could be kind of romantic. Well, I'd love to, but your dad has been with Ev all day. Yeah, no, you're right. Okay. Yeah, we'll just, we'll go home. Oh, no, no. You go and have fun. Really? Yeah. Just, when you get home, you just better be ready. You better be ready. I'm ready.