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What? You're not a kid any more. It's been a long time since I needed a babysitter. I can't believe how much you've grown up. Thanks! It's actually my 18th birthday tomorrow. Eighteen, wow. You should come to my party. Oh, uh... Thank you, no. I... Yeah, that might be difficult. Please, I want you to come so bad.
American Reunion
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You do care about your marriage, don't you, Jim? What are you talking about, Stifler? I'm not gonna cheat on my wife! I'm a father for Christ's sakes. Yeah, that's perfect. Yeah, chicks love a father figure. Keep playing that card, dude. It's not a card, it's the truth. Hey. Hi. What are you guys talking about? Oh, you know... Just“ Jim was just saying how much fun he had taking care of you. Hey, ladies, why don't we give them some time to catch up? Mmm-hmm. Yeah, after you. No, that's not necessary. We should all hang out together. Why don't we all... Stifler, just... Be her daddy.
American Reunion
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What can I do for you, sir? Bob from Acquisitions had a heart attack. Some idiot told him that he was fired. He flipped out, I don't know. Listen, I need someone to finish his presentation. I need you to go in on Sunday and get everything ready. Yes? Oh, wait, Sunday. I got my high school reunion. Oh, wow, how fun! Yeah, no, I'll just call the chairman, and I'll get him to reschedule. Seriously? Hey, that would be awesome! That was a fucking joke, you moron. Jesus Christ, what am I doing?
American Reunion