I'm going to stay with my grandmother. Hold it, Michelle. No, Jim.
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1.8s
Better than this?
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19s
This is the first long weekend I have had in a while so I wanna make it count. I want the place spotless, and I want it filled with booze. And I wanna make sure you're not around on Sunday night, 'cause I plan on bringing some ass back from the reunion, and I wanna tap that without you there. You got it? You know, first of all, Steven, it's my house. You're lucky I'm letting you stay here.
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5s
I liked you because you were still the same good guy that was actually nice to me in high school.
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1.4s
Dad? Ah!
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5.4s
Definitely not for your dick. Because anybody that's peed next to you knows it's the size of a leprechaun's pinkie.
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10s
Come on! Shit! Get up, gimp! Come on, I'm not fighting you, okay? This is silly. I'm an adult. Oh, really? Because to me you look like a little bitch pussy.
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1.7s
Good eye.
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4.2s
Oh... Girls, one at a time, please.
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13.5s
Two F's? You dumbass! Kev! Hey, Kevin, is that a pussy on your face? Oh, come on! Yeah, yeah, yeah! Nice. So, Stifler, you're looking sharp. What are you up to these days?
American Reunion
4.9s
Excuse me. I'm sorry, excuse me. Is this a washroom?
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4.8s
She wanted me to be someone else.
American Reunion
4.9s
Whether I believe you or not, I'm disappointed.
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4.9s
We wanted to apologize for what we said last night.
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3.6s
Oh, shit. Don't worry. I locked it.
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1.9s
Hurry up. Come on!
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4.2s
Ladies? They bailed, dude. Aw, fuck!
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4s
And they haven't really picked up since, you know?
