Listen, Heather, I'm feeling kind of awkward. If we can't be with each other, then we have to learn to be more vocal. - Right? - Right. Okay. Okay, here we go. I'm reaching in my pants now. And I'm rubbing it for you, Heather. And it feels so good. - Yeah, me too. - Oh, yeah. I got... Call waiting.
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Ozzy, go deep. - Yeah, bro. You playing? - No.
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Guys, check it out.
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Folks, he's just a little nervous.
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And I'm lying down. And I'm slowly... reaching downstairs. Grab it. Tell me how big it is.
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Oz, come on. It's phone sex. Help me out here. Okay.
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Freak.
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You know, Mr Homophobic Wizard... that it is possible for women to hold hands and not be gay. Friends can hold hands. Hey, Finch, I don't wanna hear about you and your boyfriends. - Go jerk off. - Unnecessary. Tantra teaches you to hold an orgasm over time... in anticipation of an ultimate moment... to release it upon the world. I'm filling up to the brim. That's fucking disgusting! I'm gonna throw up.
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Thank you!
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All right, Oz. Now that Kevin told us, what about you? You haven't had the slightest bit of attraction to any girl at school? Don't you fuckin' say no. I know you did.
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Hey, what's up? What are you guys talking about? You know, we're just trading war stories about college... who hooked up with who, who slept with who... So, Vicky? Well, there was this one guy. How 'bout you? You know, there was a few girls... three. Look at you. You stud.
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What was he doing wandering unsupervised? Who knows? I'll tell you something. I'm about fed up with these Tall Oaks North kids.
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Sure. Well, we're friends. But it's not like I see her making plans with anyone else. I don't see her with a boyfriend. I think that puts me on deck.
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Even if I did... it wouldn't be anything more than just a momentary thing. Very uninteresting. How about you, Jessica? How many chicks did you sleep with this year? Gee, wouldn't you like to know. Fuck yeah, I would.
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Rock and roll!
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Shit. She's de-pantsing. Oh, man. Wait. They can't hear us inside? We won't cross over their radio? No, man. These work on a CB frequency. This girl is so hot.
