You ready to break up? You big, stupid dummy! Theater is so cool! I don't care if you are the best lay I've ever had in my life. - I hate your guts anyway. - Don't say that. And I don't care if you did give me ten orgasms in a row... because you smell really bad.
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Okay, go.
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You know, there's only one word for that party.
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What a coincidence.
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Jim, this isn't exactly a turn-on. I mean, girls like a guy with confidence.
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- All packed up, I see. - We're all set, Dad. Don't worry, okay? I'll be fine. Come on and give your old man a hug.
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This should shave a couple of days off. Oh, good. Thank you, Doctor. Jim... that's good news. This has been a good-news day, son. Here. Put this on. Little chilly out there.
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Stifler, if you're gonna be living with us, you gotta behave yourself. All right, you and Finch just stay out of each other's way. Kevin, Stifler's stench is unavoidable. Finch, fist yourself.
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I'm gonna be right back. Is that okay? - Okay. - Nadia... who's in my room. Now. Holy shit.
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Jim, can't you leave your shirt on? You're scaring the chicks away.
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I got peed on.
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It's just, I'm not gonna be ready... I mean, the party won't be ready until Saturday.
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Let's go. Ostreicher, Myers. Welcome back. Where's Steve Stifler?
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There he is. Morning, Jimbo. How's the twig and giggleberries, man? Oh, very colorful. My dick looks like a paint-by-numbers. You're the only guy I know whose dick needs an instruction manual.
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Guys, check it out.
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Hey, Heather. You're in!
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Even if I did... it wouldn't be anything more than just a momentary thing. Very uninteresting. How about you, Jessica? How many chicks did you sleep with this year? Gee, wouldn't you like to know. Fuck yeah, I would.
