- Hey, Oz! - Ozmeister! - Oh, great. - What about the game? - I'm not playing. - You're missing the game for us? No, I'm missing the game for you.
American Pie
3.6s
- I wanna have sex. - Now?
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16.2s
I was being selfish and majorly insensitive. I'm a... I'm a total idiot. I mean, a fool, a buffoon. I think shithead really says it. You know what? You're right. I'm a shithead, and I want to make it up to you. You know what? You're right. I'm a shithead, and I want to make it up to you. Oh, yeah? How? Oh, yeah? How?
American Pie
2.2s
Come in.
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So, uh, would you object if I said that you were quite striking? Mr. Finch, are you trying to seduce me? - Yes, ma'am, I am. - # And here's to you # # Mrs. Robinson # # Jesus loves you more than you will know # # Stand up tall, Mrs. Robinson # - Mmm, you're dead. - # God in heaven smiles on those who pray # # Hey, hey, hey # # Hey, hey, hey ## # Hey, hey, hey ## # Sway my way # # Yeah, I need to know # # All about you # # And there's no cure # # And no way to be sure # # Why everything's turned inside out # # Instilling so much doubt # # It makes me so tired # # I feel so uninspired # # My head is battling with my heart # # My logic has been torn apart And now ## - I had no idea you'd be this good. - Neither did I. Oh, Finchy. Finch. - Oh, Stifler's mom! - Finchy!
American Pie
35.6s
Nice car! - I'm glad you think so. - You don't like it? No, I like the car. By the way, though, about prom? That was a bad idea. I'm sorry I invited you. - What are you talkin' about? - Please. I asked you because I thought you might actually be worth going with. But you are just a jock. No, wait. You're a jerk. Wait! I don't understand. I saw you making fun of me with your lacrosse buddies. Heather, I wasn't makin' fun of you. Gimme a break. You're so full of it.
American Pie
5.5s
This is not gonna fit. Look at you and look at me. - Too big. - I'll get you the blue stringy number.
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1.7s
Repressed.
American Pie 2
2.3s
Maybe you kicked it under the bed.
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3.2s
Guys, get the hell out of there right now.
American Pie 2
2.2s
I think I can fix these.
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3.8s
And now for our devoted listeners, back to the show.
American Pie 2
2.1s
Don't be a wimp.
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27.1s
Good boys. - Very good. - Dude, you're a fucking lousy kisser. What? I wasn't trying! That's not fair! I wasn't trying there! No judgment. Wait a second. You were trying? - Fuck no! - You were trying! - I kissed Jim! - Silence! - Ladies. - Yes? As you were.
American Pie 2
2.6s
- Hand jobs. - Okay!
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13s
I know. Okay, I'm gonna help you. Really? Yeah, I feel bad for saying that you sucked... even though you kind of did.
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1.7s
Kiss me, here.
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8.2s
See you guys later. Where are you goin', man? What about Dog Years? Give me, like, three days.